SNL Transcripts: Ashton Kutcher: 04/12/08: Death By Chocolate III

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  Season 33: Episode 10

07j: Ashton Kutcher / Gnarls Barkley

Death By Chocolate III

…..Andy Samberg
…..Casey Wilson
Chocolate Bar…..Ashton Kutcher

[ open on interior, backstage at Studio 8-H, as Andy Samberg, dressed as a lumberjack, lumbers down the hall ] [ Andy stops when he notices Casey Wilson, dressed as Snow White ]

Andy Samberg: Casey, you seen my chainsaw?

Casey Wilson: I think it’s in your quick-change room.

Andy Samberg: Thanks.

[ Andy steps over to his quick-change room and pulls the curtain to reveal the Chocolate Bar pointing his chainsaw at him ]

Jingle: “La la la, la-la-la-la, la la! Death By Chocolate!”

[ fade ]

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