SNL Transcripts: Ashton Kutcher: 04/12/08: Death By Chocolate III


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  Season 33: Episode 10

07j: Ashton Kutcher / Gnarls Barkley

Death By Chocolate III

…..Andy Samberg
…..Casey Wilson
Chocolate Bar…..Ashton Kutcher

[ open on interior, backstage at Studio 8-H, as Andy Samberg, dressed as a lumberjack, lumbers down the hall ] [ Andy stops when he notices Casey Wilson, dressed as Snow White ]

Andy Samberg: Casey, you seen my chainsaw?

Casey Wilson: I think it’s in your quick-change room.

Andy Samberg: Thanks.

[ Andy steps over to his quick-change room and pulls the curtain to reveal the Chocolate Bar pointing his chainsaw at him ]

Jingle: “La la la, la-la-la-la, la la! Death By Chocolate!”

[ fade ]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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