Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 33: Episode 10
Death By Chocolate III
Chocolate Bar…..Ashton Kutcher
[ open on interior, backstage at Studio 8-H, as Andy Samberg, dressed as a lumberjack, lumbers down the hall ]
[ Andy stops when he notices Casey Wilson, dressed as Snow White ]
Andy Samberg: Casey, you seen my chainsaw?
Casey Wilson: I think it’s in your quick-change room.
Andy Samberg: Thanks.
[ Andy steps over to his quick-change room and pulls the curtain to reveal the Chocolate Bar pointing his chainsaw at him ]
Jingle: “La la la, la-la-la-la, la la! Death By Chocolate!”
[ fade ]