SNL Transcripts: Ashton Kutcher: 04/12/08: Death By Chocolate III


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 33: Episode 10

07j: Ashton Kutcher / Gnarls Barkley

Death By Chocolate III

…..Andy Samberg
…..Casey Wilson
Chocolate Bar…..Ashton Kutcher

[ open on interior, backstage at Studio 8-H, as Andy Samberg, dressed as a lumberjack, lumbers down the hall ] [ Andy stops when he notices Casey Wilson, dressed as Snow White ]

Andy Samberg: Casey, you seen my chainsaw?

Casey Wilson: I think it’s in your quick-change room.

Andy Samberg: Thanks.

[ Andy steps over to his quick-change room and pulls the curtain to reveal the Chocolate Bar pointing his chainsaw at him ]

Jingle: “La la la, la-la-la-la, la la! Death By Chocolate!”

[ fade ]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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