Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 34: Episode 1
[ return from commercial to bumper memorializing Bernie Brillstein ] [ fade to black ] [ fade up on Michael Phelps and the cast ]
Michael Phelps: Thanks to Lil Wayne and Tina Fey, William Shatner, and Jared Fogel. Thanks to my mom! I love you guys for coming. Have a good Saturday!