SNL Transcripts: Anne Hathaway: 10/04/08: Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 34: Episode 4

08d: Anne Hathaway / The Killers

Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals

Mark Wahlberg…..Andy Samberg

[Graphic: “Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals”]

Don Pardo: And now: Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals.

[graphic dissolves to Mark Wahlberg in a farm setting]

Mark Wahlberg: Hey! I’m Mark Wahlberg. You guys know me. Let’s go talk to some animals.

[walks over and kneels next to a dog]

Mark Wahlberg: Hey, dog. How’s it goin’? I like your fur, that looks really great. So you’re a dog, right? What’s that all about? [dog just stares ahead, oblivious] Okay, well it was great to meet you. Say hi to your mother for me, okay? [stands up] Now I’m gonna talk to a donkey.

[walks over to a donkey and bends down]

Mark Wahlberg: Hey, donkey. What’s goin’ on? You’re a donkey, I like that. You eat apples, right? I produce Entourage. [donkey just stares ahead, oblivious] Okay, talk to you later, donkey. [stands up] Now I’m gonna talk to a chicken.

[walks over to a chicken on top of several crates]

Mark Wahlberg: Hey, chicken. How’s it hangin’? A lot of people wanna eat you, but I just wanna talk to you, okay? We should do a film together, whaddya think? [chicken looks around uninterested] Hey, chicken, I’m not joking around, okay? This is the real thing, I mean this could be huge! [chicken continues to look uninterested] All right, well, think about it. Say hi to your mother for me, alright? Now I’m gonna talk to a goat.

[walks over and sits down next to a goat]

Mark Wahlberg: Hey, goat. It’s good to see you. I like your beard. I had a beard like that in The Perfect Storm. Did you see that movie? [goat stares ahead oblivious] Did ya, did ya see The Perfect Storm, goat? [goat still stares ahead blankly] Say hi to your mother for me, okay?

Don Pardo: This has been: Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals.

Submitted by Kevin M. Pitts

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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