SNL Transcripts: Anne Hathaway: 10/04/08: An SNL Digital Short



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  Season 34: Episode 4













08d: Anne Hathaway / The Killers

An SNL Digital Short

Referee…..Will Forte
…..Andy Samberg
…..Kristen Wiig
…..Kenan Thompson

[open on title screen: “An SNL Digital Short”] [ SUPER: “EXTREME ACTIVITIES COMPETITION” ] [ cut to Andy Samberg running around a corner, with SUPER: “ANDY” ] [ SUPER: “VS” ] [ cut to Kristen Wiig exercising in an office, with SUPER: “KRISTEN” ] [ SUPER: “ROUND 1” ] [ cut to the opponents seated at a table, with SUPER: “ARM WRESTLING” ] [ the Referee blows his whistle; Andy and Kristen are at first in a deadlock, but then, finally, Andy triumphs for the win, with SUPER: “WINNER” ] [ cut to the Referee blowing his whistle at the center of a court, with SUPER: “WALKING” ] [ Andy and Kristen each walk in a straight line toward the center, until the Referee blows his whistle in Krstien’s favor, with SUPER: “WINNER” ] [ cut to separate court area, with SUPER: “HAT BALANCE” ] [ the Referee blows his whistle, as Andy and Kristen each place a hat arop their head and hold their balance; finally, the Referee blows his whistle, with SUPER: “TIE” ] [ cut to park area, as Referee blows his whistle with SUPER: “SHOE HANDS” ] [ Andy holds up his hands one at a time, each with a sneaker on the end ] [ Kristen holds up one hand with a pump on the end, then holds up the other hand with a pineapple on the end ] [ the Referee blows his whistle in Andy’s favor, with SUPER: “WINNER” ] [ cut to Andy and Kristen relaxing by a fountain, with SUPER: “TEA BREAK” ] [ cut to Andy and Kristen seated in chairs along a promenade, as the Referee blows his whistle with SUPER: “CHAIR PIN” ] [ Kristen holds her chair in place, but andy finally falls over as his chair flies into the air ] [ the Referee blows his whistle in Kristen’s favor, with SUPER: “WINNER” ] [ cut to the Referee blowing his whistle, with SUPER: “ACT CASUAL” ] [ cut to Andy carefully leaning against a tree without actually allowing his hand to touch the tree ] [ cut to Kristen leaning upon a bench without actually allowing her legs or butt to touch the bench ] [ the Referee finally blows his whistle in Andy’s favor, with SUPER: “WINNER” ] [ cut to the threesome standing in the grass, with SUPER: “LOOK GREAT WEARING STRIPES” ] [ the Referee blows his whistle, as we cut to see Kristen suddenly wearing green stripes, with SUPER: “WINNER” ] [ cut to the Referee blowing his whistle, with SUPER: “HATE THE REFEREE” ] [ cut to separate instnaces of Andy and Kristen yelling at the referee, then cut to him yelling at himself while staring into a bathroom mirror, with SUPER: “WINNER” ] [ cut to the threesome standing in a hotel room, with SUPER: “BECOME JANE” ] [ Kristen snaps her fingers and turns into Jane ] [ Andy snaps his fingers and also turns into Jane, with SUPER: “WINNER” ] [ cut to the threesome standing in the hall, with SUPER: “HUMAN ATM” ] [ Andy opens his jacket to reveal a t-shirt with a 3×3 grid of the numbers 1-9, as Kenan Thompson steps up, places his ATM card in Andy’s mouth, then withdraws his cash from Andy’s butt, with SUPER: “WINNER” ] [ cut to the Referee blowing his whistle, with SUPER: “DO THIS” ] [ cut to Kristen and Andy bouncing their shoulders up and down ] [ cut to the threesome standing at a gate, with SUPER: “BECOME A REFEREE IN A DESPERATE BID FOR HUMAN INTERACTION” ] [ cut to the Referee staring at himself in a bathroom mirror, with SUPER: “WINNER” ] [ cut to the Referee leaning against an outdoor wall while crying, with SUPER: “WINNER” ] [ cut to separate instnaces of Andy and Kristen yelling at the referee, then cut to him yelling at himself while staring into a bathroom mirror, with SUPER: “WINNER” ] [ cut to black ]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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