SNL Transcripts: Anne Hathaway: 10/04/08: An SNL Digital Short



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  Season 34: Episode 4













08d: Anne Hathaway / The Killers

An SNL Digital Short

Referee…..Will Forte
…..Andy Samberg
…..Kristen Wiig
…..Kenan Thompson

[open on title screen: “An SNL Digital Short”] [ SUPER: “EXTREME ACTIVITIES COMPETITION” ] [ cut to Andy Samberg running around a corner, with SUPER: “ANDY” ] [ SUPER: “VS” ] [ cut to Kristen Wiig exercising in an office, with SUPER: “KRISTEN” ] [ SUPER: “ROUND 1” ] [ cut to the opponents seated at a table, with SUPER: “ARM WRESTLING” ] [ the Referee blows his whistle; Andy and Kristen are at first in a deadlock, but then, finally, Andy triumphs for the win, with SUPER: “WINNER” ] [ cut to the Referee blowing his whistle at the center of a court, with SUPER: “WALKING” ] [ Andy and Kristen each walk in a straight line toward the center, until the Referee blows his whistle in Krstien’s favor, with SUPER: “WINNER” ] [ cut to separate court area, with SUPER: “HAT BALANCE” ] [ the Referee blows his whistle, as Andy and Kristen each place a hat arop their head and hold their balance; finally, the Referee blows his whistle, with SUPER: “TIE” ] [ cut to park area, as Referee blows his whistle with SUPER: “SHOE HANDS” ] [ Andy holds up his hands one at a time, each with a sneaker on the end ] [ Kristen holds up one hand with a pump on the end, then holds up the other hand with a pineapple on the end ] [ the Referee blows his whistle in Andy’s favor, with SUPER: “WINNER” ] [ cut to Andy and Kristen relaxing by a fountain, with SUPER: “TEA BREAK” ] [ cut to Andy and Kristen seated in chairs along a promenade, as the Referee blows his whistle with SUPER: “CHAIR PIN” ] [ Kristen holds her chair in place, but andy finally falls over as his chair flies into the air ] [ the Referee blows his whistle in Kristen’s favor, with SUPER: “WINNER” ] [ cut to the Referee blowing his whistle, with SUPER: “ACT CASUAL” ] [ cut to Andy carefully leaning against a tree without actually allowing his hand to touch the tree ] [ cut to Kristen leaning upon a bench without actually allowing her legs or butt to touch the bench ] [ the Referee finally blows his whistle in Andy’s favor, with SUPER: “WINNER” ] [ cut to the threesome standing in the grass, with SUPER: “LOOK GREAT WEARING STRIPES” ] [ the Referee blows his whistle, as we cut to see Kristen suddenly wearing green stripes, with SUPER: “WINNER” ] [ cut to the Referee blowing his whistle, with SUPER: “HATE THE REFEREE” ] [ cut to separate instnaces of Andy and Kristen yelling at the referee, then cut to him yelling at himself while staring into a bathroom mirror, with SUPER: “WINNER” ] [ cut to the threesome standing in a hotel room, with SUPER: “BECOME JANE” ] [ Kristen snaps her fingers and turns into Jane ] [ Andy snaps his fingers and also turns into Jane, with SUPER: “WINNER” ] [ cut to the threesome standing in the hall, with SUPER: “HUMAN ATM” ] [ Andy opens his jacket to reveal a t-shirt with a 3×3 grid of the numbers 1-9, as Kenan Thompson steps up, places his ATM card in Andy’s mouth, then withdraws his cash from Andy’s butt, with SUPER: “WINNER” ] [ cut to the Referee blowing his whistle, with SUPER: “DO THIS” ] [ cut to Kristen and Andy bouncing their shoulders up and down ] [ cut to the threesome standing at a gate, with SUPER: “BECOME A REFEREE IN A DESPERATE BID FOR HUMAN INTERACTION” ] [ cut to the Referee staring at himself in a bathroom mirror, with SUPER: “WINNER” ] [ cut to the Referee leaning against an outdoor wall while crying, with SUPER: “WINNER” ] [ cut to separate instnaces of Andy and Kristen yelling at the referee, then cut to him yelling at himself while staring into a bathroom mirror, with SUPER: “WINNER” ] [ cut to black ]

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