November 1st, 2008
Sen. John McCain
A Special Message from Sen. John McCain & Gov. Sarah PalinSummary: In order to raise last-minute awareness for their campaign, Sen. John McCain and Gov. Sarah Palin (Tina Fey) purchase airtime on QVC and hawk related pieces of merchandise.
Recurring Characters: Gov. Sarah Palin.
Ben Affleck’s MonologueSummary: Realizing that his support of Democratic candidates has backfired over the years, Ben Affleck grants his endorsement to Sen. John McCain in the hopes it will benefit Sen. Barack Obama.
Jar GloveSummary: The product that offers a more viable solution for opening a jar that doesn’t involve accidental homicide.
Note: Repeat from 08a.
The ViewSummary: The ladies argue about the Presidential election with special guests Jennifer Aniston (Casey Wilson) and Alec Baldwin (Ben Affleck).
Recurring Characters: Whoopi Goldberg, Jennifer Aniston.
Countdown with Keith OlbermannSummary: Keith Olbermann (Ben Affleck) cuts off his guests after misquoting them, then grouses that his celebrity didn’t enable him to break a co-op’s illegal “No Pets” policy.
Target GreatlandSummary: The Target Lady (Kristen Wiig) is the unlikely recipient of a weird UPS delivery driver’s (Ben Affleck) wanton affections.
Recurring Characters: Target Lady.
The Staten Island ZooSummary: Zoo official (Jason Sudeikis) shows off a falsely accurate student video on the rocking lifestyle of giraffes.
David Cook performs “Light On”Lyrics
Weekend Update with Amy Poehler & Seth MeyersSummary: Sen. John McCain announces some of his desperate last-minute campaign strategies. Drs. Patrick (Will Forte) and Gunther Kelly (Fred Armisen) sing a campaign song. Amy Poehler’s grumpy Aunt Linda (Kristen Wiig) comments on the new Fall TV season.
Recurring Characters: Patrick Kelly, Gunther Kelly, Aunt Linda.
Night School MusicalSummary: The musical stylings of middle-agers who are fulfilling their Senior Year equivalent.
Grady Wilson´s Put the Fire Back in your Marriage TechniquesSummary: Grady Wilson (Kenan Thompson) demonstrates how to put the fire back in your marriage.
The Zolesky BrothersSummary: Brothers (Ben Affleck, Bill Hader) pitch a coming-of-age story complete with unnecessary gay porn.
David Cook performs “Declaration”
Bierhoff Brothers House of CoatsSummary: Bierhoff Brothers (Fred Armisen, Ben Affleck) pitch their Times Square coat.