SNL Transcripts: Rosario Dawson: 01/17/08


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 34: Episode 13

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January 17th, 2009

Rosario Dawson

Fleet Foxes




ABC News Special: Vice President Dick Cheney: The Final InterviewSummary: Diane Sawyer (Kristen Wiig) interview outgoing Vice-President Dick Cheney (Darrell Hammond), who insists that he has no regrets.

Recurring Characters: Diane Sawyer, Dick Cheney.


Rosario Dawson’s MonologueSummary: Rosario Dawson speaks against Spanish stereotypes while Fericito (Fred Armisen) maintains his posture.

Recurring Characters: Fericito.

North American SavingsSummary: The bank that lets you save your money without the bother of collecting interest in these hard economic times.


Da Learnin’ TrainRecurring Characters: Harry Connick Jr.


Guantanamo Bay Going Out Of Business SaleSummary: CIA Field Op (Jason Sudeikis) announces that all torture devices and accessories must go, now that the new administration is closing down the detainment camp.


Aladdin AnniversarySummary: On their ten-year anniversary, Aladdin (Jason Sudeikis) and Jasmine (Rosario Dawson) sing the frustrations of married life aboard their magic carpet.


An SNL Digital ShortSummary: Fred Armisen and Andy Samberg are “A Couple of Homies” who manage to remain good friends without kissing.

GillySummary: Frizzy-haired Gilly (Kristen Wiig) performs pranks and misdemeanors in the classroom while dancing to her own theme song.


Fleet Foxes perform “Mykonos”

Weekend Update with Seth MeyersSummary: Bernard Madoff (Fred Armisen). Travel correspondent Judy Grimes (Kristen Wiig). Larry the Goose (Andy Samberg) tells his side of the Flight 1549 crash-landing story.

Recurring Characters: Judy Grimes.

La Policia MexicanaSummary: Isabella Lopez, Carmen (Rosario Dawson), Carloz Ruiz (Fred Armisen), and El Jefe (Bill Hader) interrogate a suspect (Bobby Moynihan) using basic Spanish 101.


The ViewSummary: Salma Hayek (Rosario Dawson) and Ricky Gervais (Jason Sudeikis).

Recurring Characters: Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

Fleet Foxes perform “Blue Ridge Mountains”

Good Excuse!



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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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