SNL Transcripts: Rosario Dawson: 01/17/08

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  Season 34: Episode 13


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January 17th, 2009

Rosario Dawson

Fleet Foxes

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ABC News Special: Vice President Dick Cheney: The Final InterviewSummary: Diane Sawyer (Kristen Wiig) interview outgoing Vice-President Dick Cheney (Darrell Hammond), who insists that he has no regrets.

Recurring Characters: Diane Sawyer, Dick Cheney.

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Rosario Dawson’s MonologueSummary: Rosario Dawson speaks against Spanish stereotypes while Fericito (Fred Armisen) maintains his posture.

Recurring Characters: Fericito.

North American SavingsSummary: The bank that lets you save your money without the bother of collecting interest in these hard economic times.

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Da Learnin’ TrainRecurring Characters: Harry Connick Jr.

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Guantanamo Bay Going Out Of Business SaleSummary: CIA Field Op (Jason Sudeikis) announces that all torture devices and accessories must go, now that the new administration is closing down the detainment camp.

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Aladdin AnniversarySummary: On their ten-year anniversary, Aladdin (Jason Sudeikis) and Jasmine (Rosario Dawson) sing the frustrations of married life aboard their magic carpet.

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An SNL Digital ShortSummary: Fred Armisen and Andy Samberg are “A Couple of Homies” who manage to remain good friends without kissing.

GillySummary: Frizzy-haired Gilly (Kristen Wiig) performs pranks and misdemeanors in the classroom while dancing to her own theme song.

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Fleet Foxes perform “Mykonos”

Weekend Update with Seth MeyersSummary: Bernard Madoff (Fred Armisen). Travel correspondent Judy Grimes (Kristen Wiig). Larry the Goose (Andy Samberg) tells his side of the Flight 1549 crash-landing story.

Recurring Characters: Judy Grimes.

La Policia MexicanaSummary: Isabella Lopez, Carmen (Rosario Dawson), Carloz Ruiz (Fred Armisen), and El Jefe (Bill Hader) interrogate a suspect (Bobby Moynihan) using basic Spanish 101.

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The ViewSummary: Salma Hayek (Rosario Dawson) and Ricky Gervais (Jason Sudeikis).

Recurring Characters: Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

Fleet Foxes perform “Blue Ridge Mountains”

Good Excuse!

GoodnightsTranscript

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