SNL Transcripts: Steve Martin: 01/31/09: MacGruber II

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 Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 34: Episode 14




08n: Steve Martin / Jason Mraz

MacGruber II

MacGruber…..Will Forte
Vicky…..Kristen Wiig
MacGyver… Richard Dean Anderson

[FADE IN on the ends of two electric wires as a spark jumps between them. CUT among various shots of pontoon planes, hands tinkering with materials, and exploding buildings.]

Singers:
“MacGruber!
Making life-saving inventions out of household materials!
MacGruber!
[CUT to MacGruber drinking a Pepsi can]There’s only one cola he would pour into his mouth hole!
MacGruber!
Pepsi is that cola!”

[CUT to MacGruber holding a bunch of Pepsi cans against footage of flames.]

Singers: “MACGRUBER-RRR!!!!!”

[CUT to a supply ship. SUPERIMPOSE caption, “Illegal Supply Ship.” CUT to a sign marked “Supply Ship Control Room” as sirens wail.]

MacGyver: [struggling with locked door] MacGruber, this door is sealed shut!

Vicky: And from the looks of that C4 we’ve only got about… 15 seconds!!!

MacGruber: Okay, just take a chill, [opens a Pepsi can] crack a Pepsi, and refresh everything…

MacGyver: What does that even mean?

MacGruber: It’s Pepsi’s new motto, to me it means relax…

MacGyver: Are you sponsored by Pepsi or something?

MacGruber: Wha-a-at??? Maybe!! [Cut to MacGyver standing desperated on the door] but, who cares? I’m 100% my own man! By the way, my name illegally changed to PepSuber so you guys keep that in mind and addressing…

Vicky: Five seconds, MacGruber!

MacGruber: Vicky?

Vicky: Fine!… PepSuber!

MacGruber: Okay, I better get to work on this baby… after this [gives a sip to his Pepsi can]

[CUT to the supply ship exploding and spewing smoke everywhere.]

Singers: PEPSUBER-RRR!!!!!

Submitted by: Ramon

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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