Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 34: Episode 14
MacGyver… Richard Dean Anderson
[FADE IN on the ends of two electric wires as a spark jumps between them. CUT among various shots of pontoon planes, hands tinkering with materials, and exploding buildings.]
Making life-saving inventions out of household materials!
[CUT to MacGruber drinking a Pepsi can]There’s only one cola he would pour into his mouth hole!
Pepsi is that cola!”
MacGyver: [struggling with locked door] MacGruber, this door is sealed shut!
Vicky: And from the looks of that C4 we’ve only got about… 15 seconds!!!
MacGruber: Okay, just take a chill, [opens a Pepsi can] crack a Pepsi, and refresh everything…
MacGyver: What does that even mean?
MacGruber: It’s Pepsi’s new motto, to me it means relax…
MacGyver: Are you sponsored by Pepsi or something?
MacGruber: Wha-a-at??? Maybe!! [Cut to MacGyver standing desperated on the door] but, who cares? I’m 100% my own man! By the way, my name illegally changed to PepSuber so you guys keep that in mind and addressing…
Vicky: Five seconds, MacGruber!
Vicky: Fine!… PepSuber!
MacGruber: Okay, I better get to work on this baby… after this [gives a sip to his Pepsi can]
Submitted by: Ramon