SNL Transcripts: Bradley Cooper: 02/07/08



 Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 34: Episode 15


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February 7th, 2009

Bradley Cooper

Tv On The Radio

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James Lipton

T-Pain

Jorma Taccone

Akiva Schaffer

BipartisanshipSummary: Nancy Pelosi (Kristen Wiig) rubs recent events in Harry Reid’s (Fred Armisen) while purporting to make a joint bipartisan statement.

Recurring Characters: Nancy Pelosi.

Montage

Bradley Cooper’s MonologueSummary: Bradley Cooper shows clips of himself as a member of the student audience on “Inside the Actor’s Studio”, then demonstrates how to play a bully in cheesy teen-oriented romantic comedies.

TodaySummary: A hyper Kathie Lee Gifford (Kristen Wiig) continues to harrass Hoda Kotb (Michaela Watkins) as they interview a runway fashion expert (Bradley Cooper).

Recurring Characters: Kathie Lee Gifford, Hoda Kotb.

I’m Gonna Have Sex With Your WifeSummary: Smug game show host (Bradley Cooper) has sex with his contestants’ (Will Forte, Fred Armisen, Bill Hader) wives.

Transcript

An SNL Digital ShortSummary: Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, and T-Pain rap “I’m On A Boat” while sailing the high seas.

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Song MemoriesSummary: Bar buddies (Jason Sudeikis, Bradley Cooper, Will Forte, Bill Hader) wax nostalgic while listening to Mr. Big’s “To Be With You” at a friend’s funeral.

Recurring Characters: Buddies.

Transcript

TV On The Radio performs “Golden Age”

Weekend Update with Seth MeyersSummary: Mark Spitz (Andy Samberg) comments on Michael Phelps’ drug controversy. NFL Superbowl star James Harrison (Kenan Thompson) is out of breath. Seth Meyers asks “Really?!?” when Kellogg’s terminates Michael Phelps’ endorsement. (Kenan Thompson). Bjork (Kristen Wiig) rambles about the Icelandic economy.

Recurring Characters: Bjork.

Admirals Locker RoomSummary: Eager little boy (Bobby Moynihan) is excited to meet the team members of the Admirals, except for the low man (Bradley Cooper) on the totem pole.

Bad Guys, Good ConversationSummary: Actors who have portrayed villains in motion pictures try to prove that they can make interesting conversation.

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InterventionSummary: While attending an intervention for a young alcoholic (Andy Samberg), his aunt (Kristen Wiig) and uncle (Bradley Cooper) cause distractions with a noisy hand sanitizer pump and other items.

TV On The Radio performs “Dancing Choose”

No Bruce! Let Me Finish! The Best Of Celebrity TiradesSummary: Christian Bale (Bradley Cooper) advertises a DVD compilation of other celebrities lashing out at theatrical underlings.

Transcript

GoodnightsTranscript

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SNL Transcripts

Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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