SNL Transcripts: Alec Baldwin: 02/14/09: Jonas Brothers perform “Video Girl”



 Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 34: Episode 16



08p: Alec Baldwin / Jonas Brothers

Jonas Brothers perform “Video Girl”

…..Alec Baldwin
…..Jonas Brothers

Alec Baldwin: Once Again, Jonas Brothers.

Jonas Brothers: [ singing ]“You met in work, you should’ve known better
It’s gonna suck when the camera stops rolling
And you’ll find out soon that the treatment wasn’t worth it

They’re all the same, they all want the money
They’re all insane, they live for fame, honey
They laugh at you when you’re not even being funny

Well, I’ve been here before
And I’ve seen firsthand and front row seat
This little thing they call a video girl

Video girl rocked my world for a whole two seconds
And now I know I’m not about to be another victim
Of the video girl syndrome

Get out of my face, get out of my space
Get some class and kiss the past
‘Cause I’m not about to be another victim
Of the video girl syndrome

You know it’s bad when your mama doesn’t like her
All your friends sayin’ she’s a liar
Never ending phone calls aren’t enough
It’s not enough, it’s never enough

Move to LA, got no talent
Not even like you won a Miss Teen pageant
Daddy pays your bills but you still whine

Well, I’ve been here before
And I’ve seen firsthand and front row seat
What happens to a man when he gets in the hands of a

Video girl rocked my world for a whole two seconds
And now I know I’m not about to be another victim
Of the video girl syndrome

Get out of my face, get out of my space
Get some class and kiss the past
‘Cause I’m not about to be another victim
Of the video girl syndrome

You are never gonna see me miss her
Video girl syndrome
I’m not gonna be another victim
Of the video girl syndrome

Video girl rocked my world for a whole two seconds
And now I know I’m not about to be another victim
Of the video girl syndrome

Get out of my face, get out of my space
Get some class and kiss the past
I’m not about to be another victim
Of the video girl syndrome
I won’t be a victim
Of the video girl syndrome.”

Submitted by: Jordan Anderson

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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