March 14th, 2009
Tracy ReturnsSummary: Tracy Morgan returns to host “Saturday Night Live” and is ready to coldcock anyone who gets in his way.
Tracy Morgan’s MonologueSummary: Tracy Morgan accuses the media of making his exploits sound more ghetto than they are in reality.
Note: Tracy Morgan was a cast member from 1996-2003.
Chewable PampersSummary: The organic-enriched diaper that is eco-friendly and delicious.
Note: Repeat from 08n.
Brian Fellow’s Safari PlanetSummary: Brian Fellow (Tracy Morgan) welcomes a cow and a red-tailed hawk.
Recurring Characters: Brian Fellow.
The ViewSummary: On-remote from Disneyland, Sherri Shephard (Tracy Morgan) has never heard of any of the things the other panelists are discussing.
Recurring Characters: Whoopi Goldberg, Barbara Walters, Joy Behar, Elizabeth Hasselback.
Scared StraightSummary: Hardcore inmates Lorenzo McIntosh (Kenan Thompson) and Kendrick McEntire (Tracy Morgan) try to scare another trio of young punks (Bobby Moynihan, Andy Samberg, Bill Hader) straight.
Recurring Characters: Lorenzo McIntosh, Officer Sikorsky.
DatelineSummary: Keith Morrison (Bill Hader) further revels in the misery of his interview subjects.
Recurring Characters: Keith Morrison.
Astronaut JonesSummary: Astronaut Jones (Tracy Morgan) encounter a transvestite alien (Andy Samberg) in outer space.
Recurring Characters: Astronaut Jones.
Kelly Clarkson performs “My Life Would Suck Without You”Lyrics
Weekend Update with Seth MeyersSummary: John Malkovich (Bill Hader) tries to contain his anger after getting swindled by Bernard Madoff’s Ponzi scheme. Tracy Morgan briefly asks “Really?!?” Barbie (Kristen Wiig) celebrates her fiftieth birthday by trying to down a drink without the benefit of elbows.
Recurring Characters: Barbie.
Big LoveSummary: Bill (Jason Sudeikis) introduces his Mormon wives (Kristen Wiig, Abby Elliott, Casey Wilson) to fourth wife Fantasia Divine (Tracy Morgan).
An SNL Digital ShortSummary: “Party Guys” Bill Hader and Andy Samberg point out the odd sorts they spot at a lame party.
SuppressexSummary: Dr. Ricky Lamayne (Tracy Morgan) advertises a pill that suppresses untimely erections.
High IQSummary: Braniac contestants (Jason Sudeikis, Darrell Hammond, Michaela Watkins) are distracted from working out their final answer by crazy sideshow theatrics of the host’s (Tracy Morgan) acquaintances.
Kelly Clarkson performs “I Do Not Hook Up”
Family FlixSummary: While discussing his new film, “Rocket Dog”, Percy T. Douglas (Tracy Morgan) reveals the ending and a carnage count of dogs and actors who appeared in the film.
Gas RightSummary: Bruce Johnson (Fred Armisen), the inventor of Breathe-Right, has stayed up late to create a sequel product that controls the flow of farts between one’s butt cheeks.
Note: Repeat from 08j.