Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 34: Episode 20
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April 11th, 2009
Zac Efron
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
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Obama HomecomingSummary: While in Europe, President Barack Obama (Fred Armisen) outlines which companies he will and will agree to bail out in the future.
Recurring Characters: Joe Biden, President Barack Obama.
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Montage
Zac Efron’s MonologueSummary: Zac Efron thanks his awkward ‘tween fans (Kristen Wiig, Casey Wilson) and an extra-awkward ‘twifty male fan (Fred Armisen).
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TodaySummary: A hyper Kathie Lee Gifford (Kristen Wiig) continues to harrass Hoda Kotb (Michaela Watkins) when Cody Gifford (Zac Efron) visits the studio.
Recurring Characters: Kathie Lee Gifford, Hoda Kotb, Penny Marshall.
GillySummary: Frizzy-haired Gilly (Kristen Wiig) performs pranks and misdemeanors at the Science Fair Finals.
Recurring Characters: Gilly, Mr. Dillon, Sam Jeffers, Liam.
A Message from the Alliance of Direct Mail MarketersSummary: David Pappas (Jason Sudeikis) speaks in favor of unsolicited direct mail advertisements.
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Underage DrinkingSummary: At the Jolly Trolly, a pair of underage high schoolers (Andy Samberg, Zac Efron) are excited to be a bar that doesn’t card — until they discover the room is filled with young children.
Recurring Characters: Eliot Spitzer.
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Yeah Yeah Yeahs perform “Zero”
Weekend Update with Seth MeyersSummary: A couple of gay guys from New Jersey (Bill Hader, Fred Armisen) are thrilled to finally be married. Bitchpleeze blogger Angie Tempura (Michael Watkins) disses celebrities but fawns over Zc Efron. The members of opposite band Jon Bovi (Jason Sudeikis, Will Forte) think they should have been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Recurring Characters: Vinnie, Gay Guy from New Jersey, Angie Tempura, Jon Bovi.
High School Musical 4Summary: Troy Bolton (Zac Efron) informs the Class of ’08 that normal people don’t spontaneously sing out loud in the real world.
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Since You Went AwaySummary: In a parody of the classic war drama, departing G.I. Francis (Zac Efron) can’t shake his strong-willed girlfriend Emily (Casey Wilson), who is determined to chase his train all the way to Germany.
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Gino’s Pizza RollsSummary: Manly Norada (Fred Armisen) misinterprets her line while portraying a slighted mom in a Gino’s Pizza Roll commercial.
Yeah Yeah Yeahs perform “Maps”
Foot RubSummary: A teenager (Zac Efron) seeks romantic advice from his older brother (Jason Sudeikis) who lives only to play Guitar Hero and masturbate above the family garage.
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GoodnightsTranscript
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