SNL Transcripts: Ryan Reynolds: 10/03/09: Fashion


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 35: Episode 2

09b: Ryan Reynolds / Lady Gaga


…..Lady Gaga
…..Adny Samberg
…..Kristen Wiig
…..Lorne Michaels


LADY GAGA, wearing an extravagant outfit of clear balloons, reads a copyof “Rolling Stone” with her on the cover, leaning against a desk. A STUDIOPAGE is seated right behind her.

Lady Gaga: Cute.

ANDY SAMBERG, strolls in, wearing a similar outfit made of balloons. Heapproaches the page.

Andy Samberg: Hey Fred, did that fruit come in?

Page: Yeah, I’ll go get it.

The page departs. Andy exhales as he saunters over to Gaga. He scans her outfit.

Andy Samberg: Oh no.

Both view their outfits.

Lady Gaga: No way.

Andy Samberg: This is weird.

Lady Gaga: I can’t believe it! I spent $20,000 on this dress.

Andy Samberg: Yeah! And I made this out of garbage.

Both nervously laugh


Andy Samberg: Well, I guess I’ll go change.

Lady Gaga: No, wait. Andy, I think it looks really great good on you.

Andy Samberg: Really?

Lady Gaga: Really.

Andy Samberg: I guess great minds do think alike.

Both turn and face the ground. ROMANTIC MUSIC cues in. A lighted backdropof red stars forms behind both of them.

Lady Gaga: Kiss me, Andy.

Both plunge towards one another to lock lips. The outer mass of theballoons prevents them from kissing. Both struggle to meet at the lips.Both pull back.

Andy Samberg: We can’t do this.

Lady Gaga: Why? Are you married?

Andy Samberg: No. I mean I can’t do this. I physically can’t reach you.

Lady Gaga: Prove it.

Both launch onto each other, still unable able to kiss. They struggle fora moment or two, and then pull back.

Andy Samberg: Damn it, Gaga! Just marry me.

Lady Gaga: Fine. Under one condition…

Andy Samberg: Anything.

Lady Gaga: I want a divorce.

Andy Samberg: You cagey son-of-a-bitch!

Gaga gasps and slaps Andy. Both try to make out, but fail.

The CAMERA PANS over to KRISTEN WIIG and LORNE MICHAELS watching the events unfold.

Kristen Wiig: I guess I got to find something else to wear to the party.

Lorne Michaels: Yeah… me too.

Kristen and Lorne glance onto Lorne’s necktie. It’s covered in miniatureclear balloons.


Submitted by: Cody Downs

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Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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