Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 35: Episode 5
Randy Newman…..Fred Armisen
Christina Aguilera…..Abby Elliott
Announcer/Eddie Vedder…..Bill Hader
Adam Duritz…..Andy Samberg
Jennifer Hudson…..Kenan Thompson
Natalie Merchant…..Kristen Wiig
FADE IN:[ A pastel colored screen. ] [ SUPER: THIS FALL ]
Announcer: This fall, theres only one movie that has kids hopping for joy![ SUPER: ONE MOVIE HAS KIDS HOPPING FOR JOY! ]
Announcer: Bunny Business!
Announcer: The story of a couple of bunnies with a lot of ambition.[ MEDIOCRE COMPUTER ANIMATION OF BUNNIES IN BUSINESS SUITS IN AN OFFICE COMPLEX. ]
Announcer: Before you see the movie, buy the soundtrack![ COVER ART OF THE BUNNY BUSINESS SOUNDTRACK ] [ SUPER: BUY THE SOUNDTRACK! ]
Announcer: Featuring an original song by Randy Newman!
Randy Newman: [singing]Bunnies wearing suits,
Bunnies sending faxes,
Got a bunny briefcase,
Announcer: These bunnies have a nose for business and a tail for the ages. And now you can own the soundtrack, featuring a brand new song by Natalie Merchant![ INSTRUMENTAL: THESE ARE THE DAYS ] [ NATALIE MERCHANT stands at a microphone. ] [ SUPER: NATALIE MERCHANT, OFFICE BUNNIES ]
Natalie Merchant: [singing]These are bunnies,
Carrying a briefcase,
Never before have bunnies before,
Worked in an office
Announcer: And thats not all! Bunny Business features over 30 original songs, from some of the worlds most successful singers! Including Shakira![ INSTRUMENTAL: SHE WOLF ] [ SHAKIRA scans the area in a black one-piece. ] [ SUPER: SHAKIRA, BUNNY HIPS DONT LIE ]
Shakira: [singing]So many bunnies on the floor tonight,
Hopping and shaking their bunny hips,
There’s a she bunny in all of us,
Jump on the dance floor don’t be shy,
Wear pant suits and send a fax,
Bunny girls jump on your bunny boys
Announcer: The Bunny Business soundtrack! And when you hear animated bunnies, you immediately think of Adam Duritz from The Counting Crows!
Adam Duritz: [singing]:
Bunny Business song
Bunnies in pantsuits,And Mr. Jones!
Announcer: Kids love bunnies in pant suits, but they love Eddie Vedder and Christina Aguilera even more![ INSTRUMENTAL ROCK MUSIC ] [ CHRISTINA AGUILERA & EDDIE VEDDER stand at a microphone. ] [ SUPER: CHRISTINA AGUILERA & EDDIE VEDDER, THE BUNNY MERGER WENT THROUGH ] [ Christina warbles at the top of her lungs, then Eddie mutters incoherent lyrics. ]
Announcer: Didnt enjoy previewing Bunny Business! Who cares!? We never even finished the movie! We were too busy enjoying this instant classic by Jennifer Hudson!
Jennifer Hudson: [singing]No, no, no, no way
No, no, no, no way
Theyre not really wearing pant suits,
Its a whole big mess,
Of honky bunny business!
Jennifer Hudson: [singing]And you, and you, and you,
Youre going to pay me
For this soundtrack
Youre going to pay me
Announcer: The Bunny Business soundtrack. Even if you buy it, our careers are over!
Submitted by: Cody Downs