SNL Transcripts: Taylor Lautner: 12/12/09: Goodnights

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  Season 35: Episode 9

09i: Taylor Lautner / Bon Jovi

Goodnights

……Taylor Lautner

[ memorial card: “Heino Ripp, SNL 1975-1983” ]

[ fade to black and fade up on the Goodnights ]

Taylor Lautner: Thank you so much, everyone. I had an amazing week. I want to thank the cast, the crew, Lorne Michaels and everybody for having me. And let’s hear it ONE MORE TIME for Bon Jovi!

[ everyone claps and cheers as though Bon Jovi is going to run over to the musical guest stage and perform a third song, but they just stand there to join in for the hugging everybody goodnight as the credits scroll upward ]

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