SNL Transcripts: Charles Barkley: 01/09/10: Barkley’s Bank



 Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 35: Episode 11








09k: Charles Barkley / Alicia Keys

Barkley’s Bank

Announcer…..Bill Hader
…..Charles Barkley
Elderly Husband…..Fred Armisen
Elderly Wife…..Jenny Slate

Announcer: Barclay’s Bank. For over 150 years, Barclay’s Bank has offered services tailored to specifically meet the services of its customers worldwide. With financial strategies that reflect the financial spectrum—

INT. EXECUTIVE OFFICE

[ Former Phoenix Suns MVP CHARLES BARKLEY, in a swank suit & tie, is reclined in a large, leather chair. ]

Charle sBarkley: BO-RING! Hi, I’m Charles Barkley. And if you’re looking for a new way to manage your money, perhaps you should try Barkley’s Bank.

EXT. SHOT OF BARKLEY’S BANK AND ITS LOGO IN TURQUOISE GREEN WITH THE FACE OF CHARLES.

Charles Barkley: At Barkley’s Bank, it’s simple — I promise you I’m going to do two things — I’m either going to double it or lose it all. And that’s a promise.

INT. STUDIO

An ELDERLY COUPLE are seated side-by-side, holding hands.

Elderly Husband: We we’re planning on retirement and heard Barkley had doubled the money on some friends of ours.

Elderly Wife: We gave a large sum of money to Barkley’s Bank and the only question he had was “What’s your favorite color?”

Elderly Husband: We said blue, but then he clarified and said “What’s your favorite color between black or red.”

Elderly Wife: We said black, and 10 minutes later he called to say that our life savings was gone.

Elderly Husband: Very nice guy. Very honest.

INT. EXECUTIVE OFFICE

Charles Barkley: Hey! You win some you lose some. That’s our motto.

[ The camera pans out to show more of Barkley’s Bank, but due to time constraints, the Barkley’s Bank logo appears then fades to a commercial break. ]

Submitted by: Cody Downs

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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