SNL Transcripts: Ashton Kutcher: 02/06/10: Goodnights

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  Season 35: Episode 14

09n: Ashton Kutcher / Them Crooked Vultures


…..Ashton Kutcher

Ashton Kutcher: Thank you… to the Crooked Vultures! You guys are amazing, you’re absolutely incredible. [ to John Paul Jones ] Here, I’m on stage with a living legend! [ Jones raises his arms triumphantly ] I want to thank Lorne Michaels, I want to thank the writers, I want to thank the crew, I want to thank the cast! I want to say “Happy Birthday” to ME! There’s no better way for me to spend my birthday than right here! But, most of all, I want to thank YOU!

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