Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 35: Episode 14
Ashton Kutcher: Thank you… to the Crooked Vultures! You guys are amazing, you’re absolutely incredible. [ to John Paul Jones ] Here, I’m on stage with a living legend! [ Jones raises his arms triumphantly ] I want to thank Lorne Michaels, I want to thank the writers, I want to thank the crew, I want to thank the cast! I want to say “Happy Birthday” to ME! There’s no better way for me to spend my birthday than right here! But, most of all, I want to thank YOU!