SNL Transcripts: Jennifer Lopez: 02/27/10: An SNL Digital Short


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 35: Episode 14

09o: Jennifer Lopez

An SNL Digital Short

[ open on crowd cheering, as a majorette waves a pair of flags ]

Flags! Of! The World!

American flag.
Canadian flag.
Danish flag.
Spain-ish flag.

Brit flag.
Brit flag.
Brett flag.
Brett flag.

Czech flag.
Check flag.
Check flag.
Check flag.

Scotch flag.
Scotty flag.
Hottie and the Nottie flag.

State flag.
Steak flag.
Just Stepped On a Rake flag.

Wrist flag.
Ankle flag.
Big Ol’ Double Cankle flag.

Flags! Of! The World!

Light flag.
Kite flag.
We love Betty White flag.

Moz flag.
Boz flag.
Skagg flag.
Jag flag.
Snag flag.
Flag Shag.
Snapped in a flag mag.

Wearing Garbage Bags Taking Drags from a Fag flag.

Wales, Chile, Turkey flags.
Turkey chili whale’s flags.

Yahtzee flag.
R.O.T.C. flag.
Neo-Nazi Potzie flag.

Flags! Of! The World!

Rasta flag.
Pasta flag.
Confused Fan of Lost-a flag.

Sag flag.
Gag flag.
Girlfriend on the Rag flag.

J. Lo wearing Day-glo and a Halo Made of Play-Doh flag.

Stag flag.
Freak flag.
Can I Get a Peek flag.

Nap on flag.
Clap on flag.
Little Naughty Strap-On flag.

White flag.
Black Flag.
Bread flag.
Red flag.

Flags! Of! The World!

“No You Didn’t” flag.
“Yes, I Did” flag.

Biggie flag.
Baggie flag.
Maggie dressed in Draggie flag.

Ziggy flag.
Zaggy flag.
Flaggy Flaggy Flaggy flag.

Flags! Of! The World!

[ fade ]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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