Saturday Night Live Transcripts  Season 35: Episode 16 09p: Zack Galafianakis / Vampire Weekend Zack Galafianakis’ Monologue …..Zack Galafianakis Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen — Zach Galifianakis! Zach Galifianakis: Thank you, thank you. Thank you. Thank you very, very much. Stop clapping. Stop clapping! [ he claps for himself as well ] It’s, uh — it’s … Continue reading SNL Transcripts: Zack Galafianakis: 03/06/10: Zack Galafianakis’ Monologue