SNL Transcripts: Jude Law: 03/13/10

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  Season 35: Episode 17


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March 13th, 2010

Jude Law

Pearl Jam

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Massa Exit InterviewSummary: Congressman Eric Massa (Bobby Moynihan) recalls gay “snorkeling” adventures while conducting his exit interview from Congress.

Montage

Jude Law’s MonologueSummary: Jude Law outlines the excitement of portraying Hamlet on Broadway.

Transcript

FordSummary: Ford Hybrid’s brakes are as good as other defective brands.

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Secret WordSummary: Emcee Lyle Round (Bill Hader) is frustrated when celebrity panelists Mindy Grayson (Kristen Wiig) and Vladmir Kuchev (Jude Law) are unable to grasp the concept of the game without sacrificing their huge egos.

Recurring Characters: Lyle Round, Mindy Grayson.

Transcript

Broadview SecuritySummary: Homeowner (Nasim Pedrad) is protected no matter what variety of male predator tries to break through her door.

Transcript

SpainSummary: Lusty Spaniard (Jude Law) wants to wine, dine, and kill two attractive Americans (Abby Elliott, Nasim Pedrad), and, best of all, it’s part of the travel experience!

An SNL Digital ShortSummary: Andy Samberg and Julian Casablancas sing about holding up their “Boombox”.

Transcript

Pearl Jam performs “Just Breathe”

Weekend Update with Seth MeyersSummary: Whoopi Goldberg (Kenan Thompson) comments on her endorsement of Poise pads. Seth Meyers and Jerry Seinfeld ask “Really!?!” in response to Congressman Eric Massa’s excuses for having gay sex with his staffers.

Recurring Characters: Whoopi Goldberg.

The Twilight ZoneSummary: Airplane passenger (Jude Law) when he sees a Thing (Bobby Moynihan) performing wacky tasks on the wing.

Recurring Characters: Rod Serling.

Transcript

Hamlet AuditionsSummary: Jude Law recalls competing for the lead role in Hamlet against Al Pacino (Bill Hader), Nathan Lane (Bobby Moynihan), Nicolas Cage (Andy Samberg) and Sam Elliott (Jason Sudeikis).

Recurring Characters: Nathan Lane, Al Pacino, Nicolas Cage, Sam Elliott.

Kickspit Underground Rock FestivalSummary: DJ Super Soak (Jason Sudeikis) and Lil Blaster (Nasim Pedrad) promote the under-underground rock festival that features viruses, pitchforks and the late Ass Dan.

Note: Repeat from 09h.

Pearl Jam performs “Unthought Known”

Court StenographerSummary: Court stenographer ELinda Nade (Fred Armisen) insists on being disruptive and looking for her chapstick in the middle of an important trial.

Recurring Characters: Elinda Nade.

Talk Show with RavishSummary: Child prodigy Ravish (Nasim Pedrad) is forced by his dad (Fred Armisen) to host a talk show in their living room.

Transcript

GoodnightsTranscript

Dress Rehearsal Cuts

Mondo ButtsSummary: Two guys (Andy Samberg, Jude Law) hosting a show about big butts are attacked by a gorilla that escapes from the zoo.

Naomi CampbellSummary: Naomi Campbell (Kenan Thompson) throws a fit when her limo driver (Bobby Moynihan) arrives late to pick up her and Michael Caine (Jude Law).

Recurring Characters: Michael Caine.

HairheadsSummary: A shopkeeper’s (Jude Law) glass store is destroyed by hairhead creatures.

Hairheads IISummary: A shopkeeper’s (Jude Law) glass store is destroyed anew by baby hairhead creatures.

Hairheads IIISummary: Years later, a shopkeeper’s (Jude Law) glass store is destroyed again by hairhead creatures and their dog.

GraveyardSummary: Spokesman (Bobby Moynihan) advertises headstones for people with severe health problems.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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