Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 35: Episode 17
Ford
Girl…..Abby Elliott
Guy…..Kenan Thompson
Announcer…..Bill Hader
FADE IN:
EXT. FOREST DAY
[ The cameras angles from a tree top POV. A GUY and GIRL are strolling together, hand in hand. ]
Announcer (V/O): Its time to get out. See the world from a trees point of view. Time to find Mother Nature and shake her hand, and when you travel, you always make sure its in harmony with the environment.
[ The couples stroll ends at their parked car. Both enter the vehicle. The camera pans down to focus on the cars model name PRIUS. ]
INT. TOYOTA PRIUS
[ Both are screaming as the Prius accelerates out of control. The guy applies pressure to the Prius brake. No such luck. ]
Guy: I cant slow down!
Girl: Step on the brakes!!
Guy: The brakes!?!? YOU DONT THINK I HAVENT TRIED THAT!?!?!? Get the police on the phone.
Girl: Fuck! Oh my God!
[ The girl dials her cell frantically. ]
Guy: What the fuck!?
[ She turns to him. ]
Girl: Its 911. Did you step on the brakes!?
Guy: Shut up, bitch! Gotta slow this motherfucker down!!
[ The girl cries hard. ]
Girl: Were gonna die!
[ Both scream loud. ]
[ FORD logo against a white background. ]
[ SUPER: WE MAKE HYBRIDS TOO. ]
Announcer (V/O): Ford we make hybrids too.
EXT. HIGHWAY NEAR FOREST DAY
[ The Prius high speed goes into slow motion for a moment to show the girl pressed up against the doors frame, screaming out the window. The Prius resumes its dangerous speed and rockets off into the unknown. ]
END
Submitted by: Cody Downs