SNL Transcripts: Tina Fey: 04/10/10


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 35: Episode 18

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Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:


Bit Players:

April 10th, 2010

Tina Fey

Justin Bieber


Steve Martin

Mark Sanchez


A Message from the President of the United StatesSummary: President Barack Obama (Fred Armisen) reads Census questions that seek answers of a too-personal nature to suit his political agenda.

Recurring Characters: President Barack Obama.



Tina Fey’s MonologueSummary: Tina Fey sings “I’m Every Woman” and introduces the entourage that helps her juggle her many roles as a woman.

Recurring Characters: Chaka Khan.


Brownie HusbandSummary: Single woman (Tina Fey) indulges her sweet tooth with a romantic fantasy.


MastersSummary: Jim Nantz (Jason Sudeikis) and Nick Faldo (Bill Hader) welcome Tiger Woods back to the Masters Tournament with additional sideline commentary from floozy Ashlyn St. Cloud (Tina Fey).

Recurring Characters: Jim Nantz, Tiger Woods.

Sarah Palin NetworkSummary: Sarah Palin’s (Tina Fey) new television network includes low-rent TV-movies of the week and a new action series starring husband Todd (Jason Sudeikis).


Lonely TeacherSummary: Lonely teacher (Tina Fey) indulges in a musical fantasy with twerpy teen student (Justin Bieber).

Justin Bieber performs “Baby”

Weekend Update with Seth MeyersSummary: Even the Devil (Jason Sudeikis) is offended by latest Catholic Church scandal. Aunt Linda (Kristen Wiig) reviews recent movies. Tina Fey delivers Women’s News.

Recurring Characters: Aunt Linda.


Ruff, Rugged and RokerSummary: Al Roker (Kenan Thompson) hosts a hip-hop jam in-between phoning in his weather reports for “The Today Show”.

Recurring Characters: Al Roker, Kim Kardashian.

School DanceSummary: Bedelia (Nasim Pedrad) is best friends with her mom (Tina Fey) and doesn’t wan to interact socially with her peers.

Justin Bieber performs “U Smile”

Tiny HookerSummary: 9-inch hooker Lolene (Tina Fey) wants to save enough money from turning tricks to fly to Paris.


Dress Rehearsal Cuts

The ViewSummary: The insipidly gabby talk show hostesses chat about “Dancing With The Stars” with Pamela Anderson (Tina Fey).

Recurring Characters: Whoopi Goldberg, Barbara Walters, Joy Behar, Elizabeth Hasselback, Pamela Anderson.

Date NightSummary: While being interviewed about “Date Night”, mentally-challenged Frondi (Fred Armisen) cautions Tina Fey about “30 Rock”‘s low ratings.

Great Women WritersSummary: Tina Fey discusses the writers who inspired her to follow in their tracks.

Great Women Writers IISummary: Tina Fey discusses more writers who inspired her to follow in their tracks.

The Shake Weight Commercial DVDSummary: Entrepreneur (Bill Hader) advertises a DVD of the Shake Weight commercial for horny male viewers who keep missing it on television.

Note: This commercial parody will air on the episode hosted by Ryan Phillippe.

The Facts of LifeSummary: Teenager’s (Andy Samberg) parents (Will Forte, Tina Fey) educate him about the birds and the bees.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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Matthew Vandermast
Matthew Vandermast
3 years ago

Personally, any page with dress rehearsal cuts rates 5 stars for me. Thanks for your work, I appreciate it.

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