SNL Transcripts: Tina Fey: 04/10/10

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  Season 35: Episode 18

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April 10th, 2010

Tina Fey

Justin Bieber


Steve Martin

Mark Sanchez


A Message from the President of the United StatesSummary: President Barack Obama (Fred Armisen) reads Census questions that seek answers of a too-personal nature to suit his political agenda.

Recurring Characters: President Barack Obama.



Tina Fey’s MonologueSummary: Tina Fey sings “I’m Every Woman” and introduces the entourage that helps her juggle her many roles as a woman.

Recurring Characters: Chaka Khan.


Brownie HusbandSummary: Single woman (Tina Fey) indulges her sweet tooth with a romantic fantasy.


MastersSummary: Jim Nantz (Jason Sudeikis) and Nick Faldo (Bill Hader) welcome Tiger Woods back to the Masters Tournament with additional sideline commentary from floozy Ashlyn St. Cloud (Tina Fey).

Recurring Characters: Jim Nantz, Tiger Woods.

Sarah Palin NetworkSummary: Sarah Palin’s (Tina Fey) new television network includes low-rent TV-movies of the week and a new action series starring husband Todd (Jason Sudeikis).


Lonely TeacherSummary: Lonely teacher (Tina Fey) indulges in a musical fantasy with twerpy teen student (Justin Bieber).

Justin Bieber performs “Baby”

Weekend Update with Seth MeyersSummary: Even the Devil (Jason Sudeikis) is offended by latest Catholic Church scandal. Aunt Linda (Kristen Wiig) reviews recent movies. Tina Fey delivers Women’s News.

Recurring Characters: Aunt Linda.


Ruff, Rugged and RokerSummary: Al Roker (Kenan Thompson) hosts a hip-hop jam in-between phoning in his weather reports for “The Today Show”.

Recurring Characters: Al Roker, Kim Kardashian.

School DanceSummary: Bedelia (Nasim Pedrad) is best friends with her mom (Tina Fey) and doesn’t wan to interact socially with her peers.

Justin Bieber performs “U Smile”

Tiny HookerSummary: 9-inch hooker Lolene (Tina Fey) wants to save enough money from turning tricks to fly to Paris.


Dress Rehearsal Cuts

The ViewSummary: The insipidly gabby talk show hostesses chat about “Dancing With The Stars” with Pamela Anderson (Tina Fey).

Recurring Characters: Whoopi Goldberg, Barbara Walters, Joy Behar, Elizabeth Hasselback, Pamela Anderson.

Date NightSummary: While being interviewed about “Date Night”, mentally-challenged Frondi (Fred Armisen) cautions Tina Fey about “30 Rock”‘s low ratings.

Great Women WritersSummary: Tina Fey discusses the writers who inspired her to follow in their tracks.

Great Women Writers IISummary: Tina Fey discusses more writers who inspired her to follow in their tracks.

The Shake Weight Commercial DVDSummary: Entrepreneur (Bill Hader) advertises a DVD of the Shake Weight commercial for horny male viewers who keep missing it on television.

Note: This commercial parody will air on the episode hosted by Ryan Phillippe.

The Facts of LifeSummary: Teenager’s (Andy Samberg) parents (Will Forte, Tina Fey) educate him about the birds and the bees.

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