SNL Transcripts: Gabourey Sidibe: 04/24/10 Widgets

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  Season 35: Episode 20

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April 24th, 2010

Gabourey Sidibe




John Mulaney

A Message from the President of the United StatesSummary: President Barack Obama (Fred Armisen) comments on how his financial reforms were turned down.

Recurring Characters: President Barack Obama.


Gabourey Sidibe’s MonologueSummary: Gabourey Sidibe sings a variant of “The Shoop Shoop Song” with the cast to applaud herself as an actress.

The Suze Orman ShowSummary: Suze Orman (Kristen Wiig) chats finances with Margaret Davis (Gaborey Sidibe).

Recurring Characters: Suze Orman.

Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?Summary: Substitute host Steve Harvey (Kenan Thompson) can’t seem to pronounce any of the answers.

Recurring Characters: Steve Harvey.


Mrs. JohnsonSummary: Mrs. Johnson (Gabourey Sidibe) yells at boys (Kenan Thompson, Fred Armisen) chatting on the stoop.


An SNL Digital ShortSummary: Andy Samberg vs. Gabourey Sidibe in a “Cherry Battle”.


I Did It In My StyleSummary: Danish actor (Fred Armisen) portrays FRank Sinatra in an unauthorized musical biography.

MGMT performs “Flash Delirium”

Weekend Update with Seth MeyersSummary: Travel writer Judy Grimes (Kristen Wiig) kids her way through the Iceland volcano. Stefon (Bill Hader) discusses trendy vacation spots for families. Writer John Mulaney comments on lack of year-round availability for girl scout cookies.

Recurring Characters: Judy Grimes, Stefon.

2010 Public Employee of the Year AwardsSummary: Public employees receive their due at awards ceremony, if they can be bothered to show up.

Alarm Clocks and MoreSummary: Tina Tina Chaneuse (Jenny Slate) and Randy Cool Randy (Gabourey Sidibe) display a variety of talking alarm clocks.

Recurring Characters: Tina Tina Sheneuse.

MGMT performs “Brian Eno”

A Conversation with Gabourey SidibeSummary: Gabourey Sidibe is intercepted by ex-boyfriend Hamilton (Will Forte)

Recurring Characters: Hamilton.



Dress Rehearsal Cuts

BullySummary: A bully (Andy Samberg) is reduced to tears when his would-be victims don’t fall for his tough guy act.

PrenivaSummary: Sally Field (Abby Elliott) promotes the bone loss health solution for middle-aged women who are needlessly scared by their doctors.

Note: This commercial parody will eventually air on the season finale episode hosted by Alec Baldwin.

Broadway AuditionsSummary: A cleaning lady (Gabourey Sidibe) auditions for the role of an emotional Broadway singer.

BuffetSummary: Crashers (Gabourey Sidibe, Kenan Thompson) pretend to be doctors at a lecture so they feast on the provided buffet.

Party CrashersSummary: Party Crashers (Fred Armisen, Jenny Slate) tries to teach people how to properly crash a party.

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