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Season 35: Episode 20
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Air Date:Host:Musical Guest:Special Guests:Cameos:Bit Players:
April 24th, 2010
Gabourey Sidibe
MGMT
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John Mulaney
A Message from the President of the United States
Summary: President Barack Obama (Fred Armisen) comments on how his financial reforms were turned down.
Recurring Characters: President Barack Obama.
Montage
Gabourey Sidibe’s Monologue
Summary: Gabourey Sidibe sings a variant of “The Shoop Shoop Song” with the cast to applaud herself as an actress.
The Suze Orman Show
Summary: Suze Orman (Kristen Wiig) chats finances with Margaret Davis (Gaborey Sidibe).
Recurring Characters: Suze Orman.
Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?
Summary: Substitute host Steve Harvey (Kenan Thompson) can’t seem to pronounce any of the answers.
Recurring Characters: Steve Harvey.
Transcript
Mrs. Johnson
Summary: Mrs. Johnson (Gabourey Sidibe) yells at boys (Kenan Thompson, Fred Armisen) chatting on the stoop.
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An SNL Digital Short
Summary: Andy Samberg vs. Gabourey Sidibe in a “Cherry Battle”.
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I Did It In My Style
Summary: Danish actor (Fred Armisen) portrays FRank Sinatra in an unauthorized musical biography.
MGMT performs “Flash Delirium”
Weekend Update with Seth Meyers
Summary: Travel writer Judy Grimes (Kristen Wiig) kids her way through the Iceland volcano. Stefon (Bill Hader) discusses trendy vacation spots for families. Writer John Mulaney comments on lack of year-round availability for girl scout cookies.
Recurring Characters: Judy Grimes, Stefon.
2010 Public Employee of the Year Awards
Summary: Public employees receive their due at awards ceremony, if they can be bothered to show up.
Alarm Clocks and More
Summary: Tina Tina Chaneuse (Jenny Slate) and Randy Cool Randy (Gabourey Sidibe) display a variety of talking alarm clocks.
Recurring Characters: Tina Tina Sheneuse.
MGMT performs “Brian Eno”
A Conversation with Gabourey Sidibe
Summary: Gabourey Sidibe is intercepted by ex-boyfriend Hamilton (Will Forte)
Recurring Characters: Hamilton.
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Goodnights
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Dress Rehearsal Cuts
BullySummary: A bully (Andy Samberg) is reduced to tears when his would-be victims don’t fall for his tough guy act.
Preniva
Summary: Sally Field (Abby Elliott) promotes the bone loss health solution for middle-aged women who are needlessly scared by their doctors.
Note: This commercial parody will eventually air on the season finale episode hosted by Alec Baldwin.
Broadway AuditionsSummary: A cleaning lady (Gabourey Sidibe) auditions for the role of an emotional Broadway singer.
BuffetSummary: Crashers (Gabourey Sidibe, Kenan Thompson) pretend to be doctors at a lecture so they feast on the provided buffet.
Party CrashersSummary: Party Crashers (Fred Armisen, Jenny Slate) tries to teach people how to properly crash a party.
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