SNL Transcripts: Gabourey Sidibe: 04/24/10: Who Wants To Be A Millionaire


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  Season 35: Episode 20

09t: Gabourey Sidibe / MGMT

Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

Steve Harvey….Kenan Thompson
Contestant 1….Abby Elliott
Contestant 2….Bobby Moynihan
Contestant 3….Gabourey Sidibe

[Who Want to a Millionaire logo. Steve Harvey in his spiffy suit poses]

Announcer: This week on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire! You loved him last week, now he’s back! Celebrity guest host Steve Harvey returns!

[cut to the set of the show]

Steve Harvey: All right now. You excited to be here?

Contestant 1: Absolutely. I’m excited, elated. I’m exuberant.

Steve Harvey: Well, looks like we caught us a college graduate. I used to work in a factory. Ok, here we go, darling. For $1,000. Here’s your question: What 1925 novel features a character named Nick Carraway?

[Possible answers: a] The Great Gatsby b] Ulysses c] Angels and Demons d] Last of the Mohicans]

Steve Harvey: Was it: a] The Great Gassy, b] Olissis, c]Angels and Dominicans, or d]Last of the Moeshas.

Contestant 1: What?

Announcer: Comedian, author and clothes designer Steve Harvey will keep you guessing, while they’re guessing in this special week of “Millionaire”.

[Steve poses in spiffy suit] [cut back to the set]

Steve Harvey: You like this suit, player?

Contestant 2: It’s very nice.

Steve Harvey: Yeah, it’s from the Steve Harvey collection. You know how many buttons this got? 50! There’s 10 just on the inside of this sleeve right here. Ain’t that something?

Contestant 2: Yeah.

[Steve looks unsure what to say]

Steve Harvey: Ok, here we go. Let’s see if we can win you some money. This spice, popular on Italian dishes, is from the mint family.

[Possible answers: a]Oregano b]Horseradish c] Basil d] Paprika]

Steve Harvey: Is it: a] Oregami, b] Horse rashes, c]Brazil, d] Papo ricans. Heh, heh, I love papo ricans! My make-up lady is half-papo rican! You know I was in Papo Rico last month!

[Steve dances]

Announcer: Steve Harvey is back on the show he was born to host!

[back to the set]

Steve Harvey: [looks around the set] It’s like a spaceship. Where are we going? Mars?

Contestant 3: [clenched teeth] Just ask the question.

Stve Harvey: All right. Here we go darling. For $25,000.

[Question: The volcano known as Eyjafjallajukull is closest to what Icelandic city?]

Steve Harvey: The volcano known as, [Steve opens his eyes big] Eya….um, Eya, Ey, faya….fe, fie, foe.

Contestant 3: Hell, no.

Steve Harvey: Oh, wait a minute. I got this. Let me get this. I’m gonna get it. Eyya, faya, Eyya, faya….yomo gashe is closest to what Icelandic city?

[Possible answers: a]Reykjavic b] Kopagorur c] Hafnarfjorour d] Fjaroabyggo]

Steve Harvey: Is it: a] [Steve eyes wide open, stumped] Buk ba kiabkubu, b] Kavajaba, Kavajaba, jaba, or c] Heflofhef, or d] The Fu Schinikens.

[Contestant 3 chokes Steve]

Contestant 3: What are you talking about?! Steve Harvey is taking my money!

Steve Harvey: Hey! I’m getting tired!

Announcer: Watch Steve Harvey all this week on “Millionaire”. And be sure to tune in afterwards when Larry The Cable Guy guest hosts “Wheel of Fortune”.

[photo of Larry in front of Wheel of Fortune logo] [cheers and applause] [fade]

Submitted by: Waldo San Miguel

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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