SNL Transcripts: Gabourey Sidibe: 04/24/10: An SNL Digital Short


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 35: Episode 20

09t: Gabourey Sidibe / MGMT

An SNL Digital Short

…..Gabourey Sidibe
…..Andy Samberg




[ Several streams of lasers swirl in a black abyss. Two swirling streams DISSOLVE to Andy & Gabourey. Both are in samurai kimonos. Their bodies pivot to be face-to-face. Andy places a maraschino cherry in his mouth. Gabourey grimaces, points and shouts at him. Andy fires the cherry at Gabourey. ] [ Gabourey tilts her head to catch the cherry in her mouth but Andy fires one after another. Gabourey continues to catch every one despite Andy’s rapid firing. Andy arches his eyebrow and gets in the ready position as Gabourey fires back all the cherries he shot at her. Andy catches them all as Gabourey laughs at him. Andy bends his back and fires one cherry with all his might. Gabourey’s faces turns to horror. ] [ The one cherry Andy has fired has black dots for eyes and a small mouth. It’s singing in the octave of a soprano. Gabourey tries to catch the cherry but she misses. The cherry screams as it falls and splatters to the ground. Both turn to the CAMERA and bow. ]



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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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