SNL Transcripts: Betty White: 05/08/10

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 Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 35: Episode 210


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Host:

Musical Guest:

Special Guests:

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Bit Players:

May 8th, 2010

Betty White

Jay-Z

None

Rachel Dratch

Tina Fey

Ana Gastayer

Amy Poehler

Maya Rudolph

Molly Shannon

Bridget Kelly

Mr. Hudson

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Lawrence Welk ShowSummary: Lawrence Welk (Fred Armisen) pays tribute to mothers with help from baby-handed Dooneese (Kristen Wiig).

Recurring Characters: Lawrence Welk, Dooneese.

Montage

Betty White’s MonologueSummary: Betty White pokes fun of the Facebook campaign that landed her as host after 35 years, and jokes about what they did for fun in the old days.

Transcript

MacGruberSummary: Embarrassing childhood stories by Nana (Betty White) inteferes with MacGruber’s (Will Forte) attempt to diffuse a bomb.

Recurring Characters: MacGruber, Vicky.

Transcript

Delicious DishSummary: Margaret Jo McCullen (Ana Gasteyer) and Teri Rialto (Molly Shannon) chat muffins with Forence Dusty (Betty White).

Recurring Characters: Margaret Jo McCullen, Teri Rialto.

Transcript

The Manuel Ortiz ShowSummary: Manuel Ortiz (Fred Armisen) walks his endless line of guests through their problems with endless Spanish dancing.

Recurring Characters: Manuel Ortiz.

Transcript

MacGruberSummary: Nana (Betty White) playing dead inteferes with MacGruber’s (Will Forte) attempt to diffuse a bomb.

Recurring Characters: MacGruber, Vicky.

Transcript

GingeySummary: In 1904, everyone in her family suggests that Gingey (Amy Poehler) is a lesbian.

MacGruberSummary: MacGruber (Will Forte) apologizes to Nana (Betty White) for his outbursts and stops trying to diffuse the bomb so he can propose marriage.

Recurring Characters: MacGruber, Vicky.

Transcript

Jay-Z performs “Real As It Gets”, “99 Problems”, and “Empire State of Mind” with Bridget Kelly

Weekend Update with Seth MeyersSummary: Whitney Houston (Maya Rudolph) is still on crack. Sally O’Malley (Molly Shannon) is still 50 years old, and fellow senior citizen (Betty White) is 90 years old. Seth Meyers, Amy Poehler, and Tina Fey ask “Really!?!” in egards to increased tension in Times Square, gaffes on Wall Street, and Greece’s national debt.

Recurring Characters: Whitney Houston, Sally O’Malley.

Scared StraightSummary: Hardcore inmates Lorenzo McIntosh (Kenan Thompson) and his grandmother (Betty White) try to scare another trio of young punks (Bobby Moynihan, Andy Samberg, Bill Hader) straight.

Recurring Characters: Lorenzo McIntosh, Officer Sikorsky.

Transcript

CSI: SarasotaSummary: Vivian Caruso (Betty White) and Sy Horowitz (Rachel Dratch) think there’s a killer on the loose at a retirement village, in this latest CBS spin-off.

Transcript

An SNL Digital ShortSummary: The cast sings “Thank You For Being a Friend” for Betty White, but she’d rather perform it hard-rock style.

Transcript

Jay-Z performs “Young Forever” with Mr Hudson

2010 Census TakerSummary: Census taker (Tina Fey) gets runaround answers from an old bird (Betty White) who may or may not be living alone in her apartment.

Transcript

GoodnightsTranscript

Dress Rehearsal Cuts

Celtic WomenSummary: The Celtic Women perform their music.

Bronx Beat with Betty & JodiSummary: Betty Caruso (Amy Poehler) and Jodi Deitz (Maya Rudolph) chatter.

Recurring Characters: Betty Caruso, Jodi Deitz.

Car Bomb Press ConferenceSummary: Car bomber Faisal Shahzad (Fred Armisen) and his interpretor (Maya Rudolph) hold a press conference to address the charges against him.

Debbie DownerSummary: Debbie Downer (Rachel Dratch) brings everyone down at a lingerie party.

Recurring Characters: Debbie Downer.

Transcript

Pretty LivingSummary: Joyologist Helen Madden (Molly Shannon) has a new best friend in Betty White.

Recurring Characters: Helen Madden.

UnicornSummary: Things go horribly wrong when a man (Jason Sudeikis) gives his girlfriend (Nasim Pedrad) a unicorn for her birthday.

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