An SNL Digital Short
FADE IN:[ Andy escorts Betty to a single chair in an all-white colored studio. ]
Andy Samberg: Right this way
Betty White: Where are we going?
Andy Samberg: Just have a seat right here.
Betty White: Okay.[ Betty sits down. ]
Andy Samberg: Betty — youve given us so many memorable memories over the years. This ones for you!
Maya Rudolph: [singing]
Thank you for being a friend.
Fred Armisen, Molly Shannon, Kristen Wiig: [singing]Traveled down the road and back again.
Nasim Pedrad: [singing]Your heart is true.
Tina Fey, Bobby Moynihan, Jason Sudeikis: [singing]Youre a pal and a confidante.[ Betty chuckles in delight. ]
Rachel Dratch, Amy Poehler: [singing]And if you threw a party.
Jenny Slate, Kenan Thompson: [singing]And invited everyone you knew.
Betty White: Oh! I love it!
Will Forte, Ana Gasteyer: [singing]You would see the biggest gift would be from me.
Abby Elliott, Bill Hader: [singing]And the card attached would say
All: [singing]Thank You for Being a Friend!
Betty White: Oh, that was just lovely! But I think I prefer my version
Betty White: 1, 2, 3, 4!!![ A hardcore, heavy metal version of THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND plays. Several biker boys are throwing down a mad mosh pit. Betty simulating humping on one of the bikers. The SNL cast is horrified and/or stunned. Betty smashes a 2 x 4 against one of the bikers, who spews blood on Nasim. Two of the bikers tackle Andy. Jason pulls out his iPhone to snap a photo. Everyone else seems to engage in a fist fight. An out-of-breath Betty pops a seat and removes her ski mask. ]
Betty White: Happy Mothers Day, Motherfuckers!
Submitted by: Cody Downs