SNL Transcripts: Weekend Update Thursday II: 09/24/09


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 35: Bonus Episode 2

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September 24th, 2009



Amy Poehler

Megan Fox


Obama InterviewsSummary: Determined to get his health care message out to as wide an audience as possible, President Barack Obama (Fred Armisen) endures brief interviews with various cable quasi-celebrities.

Recurring Characters: President Barack Obama, Stuart Scott, Keith Morrison.



Weekend Update with Amy Poehler & Seth MeyersSummary: 911 call. Gov. David Paterson (Fred Armisen). Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) smugly shows off tapes made while he was in office. In the style of “Guiding Light”, Megan Fox demands Amy Poehler’s chair at gunpoint. College student Shep (Andy Samberg) provides tips for avoiding the Swine Flu.

Recurring Characters: Gov. David Paterson, Bill Clinton.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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