SNL Transcripts: Weekend Update Thursday II: 09/24/09

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  Season 35: Bonus Episode 2

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September 24th, 2009

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Megan Fox

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Obama InterviewsSummary: Determined to get his health care message out to as wide an audience as possible, President Barack Obama (Fred Armisen) endures brief interviews with various cable quasi-celebrities.

Recurring Characters: President Barack Obama, Stuart Scott, Keith Morrison.

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Weekend Update with Amy Poehler & Seth MeyersSummary: 911 call. Gov. David Paterson (Fred Armisen). Bill Clinton (Darrell Hammond) smugly shows off tapes made while he was in office. In the style of “Guiding Light”, Megan Fox demands Amy Poehler’s chair at gunpoint. College student Shep (Andy Samberg) provides tips for avoiding the Swine Flu.

Recurring Characters: Gov. David Paterson, Bill Clinton.

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