SNL Transcripts: Amy Poehler: 09/25/10: Actor II Actor


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 36: Episode 1

10a: Amy Poehler / Katy Perry

Actor II Actor

…..Andy Samberg
…..Justin Timberlake

[ open with show’s graphic footage, as audience teenyboppers squeal with delight ]

Announcer: And now, “Actor II Actor”. The show where Andy Samberg goes in-depth with the premier actors of stage and screen, to discuss process, preparation, AND performance. This week: Andy sits down with actor Justin Timberlake.

[ dissolve to Andy and Justin seated in director’s chairs on a darkened stage, as the teeyboppers squeal more enthusiastically ]

Andy Samberg: Justin.

Justin Timberlake: [ extended pause, as he anticipates something more, then, finally: ] Andy.

Andy Samberg: [ extended pause as he makes a series of serious faces ] Acting.

Justin Timberlake: [ waiting ] Yes?

Andy Samberg: [ breathing deeply, then spilling it ] When are you going to make some more music?!

Justin Timberlake: [ upset ] Alright, you know what? That’s it!

[ Justin jumps to his feet and yanks off his microphone ]

Andy Samberg: What?!

Justin Timberlake: [ whining like a little girl ] I’m trying to take this seriously! I’m trying to take this seriously!!

Andy Samberg: Everyone wants to know!

Justin Timberlake: [ as he runs off stage ] Unbelievable!!

Andy Samberg: I’M YOUR FRIEND!! I just want to DANCE again!!

[ title card appears ]

[ fade ]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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