Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 36: Episode 1
Actor II Actor
[ open with show’s graphic footage, as audience teenyboppers squeal with delight ]
Announcer: And now, “Actor II Actor”. The show where Andy Samberg goes in-depth with the premier actors of stage and screen, to discuss process, preparation, AND performance. This week: Andy sits down with actor Justin Timberlake.
[ dissolve to Andy and Justin seated in director’s chairs on a darkened stage, as the teeyboppers squeal more enthusiastically ]
Andy Samberg: Justin.
Justin Timberlake: [ extended pause, as he anticipates something more, then, finally: ] Andy.
Andy Samberg: [ extended pause as he makes a series of serious faces ] Acting.
Justin Timberlake: [ waiting ] Yes?
Andy Samberg: [ breathing deeply, then spilling it ] When are you going to make some more music?!
Justin Timberlake: [ upset ] Alright, you know what? That’s it!
[ Justin jumps to his feet and yanks off his microphone ]
Andy Samberg: What?!
Justin Timberlake: [ whining like a little girl ] I’m trying to take this seriously! I’m trying to take this seriously!!
Andy Samberg: Everyone wants to know!
Justin Timberlake: [ as he runs off stage ] Unbelievable!!
Andy Samberg: I’M YOUR FRIEND!! I just want to DANCE again!!
[ title card appears ]
[ fade ]