Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 36: Episode 4]]>
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October 23rd, 2010
Emma Stone
Kings of Leon
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John Mulaney Harry Reid For Senate
Summary: Hoping to be elected in Nevada, Harry Reid (Paul Brittain) tries to distance his association with President Barack Obama (Fred Armisen).
Recurring Characters: President Barack Obama, Harry Reid.
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Emma Stone’s MonologueSummary: Emma Stone detracts attention from her nerd fans in the audience.
BabyspanxSummary: The slimming bodystocking that lets fat babies be the envy of their parents’ friends.
Dream Home ExtremeSummary: Cheryl Bryant (Kristen Wiig) is more excited abut the dream home giveaway than the actual winner (Emma Stone).
Recurring Characters: Cheryl Bryant.
WXPD News Channel 9Summary: Action news reporter Peter DeSantos (Bill Hader) has the scoop on disturbing new teen trends like “souping” and “trampolining”.
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An SNL Digital ShortSummary: High school girl (Emma Stone) thinks she’s cool because she boke her arm after slipping on some jelly (Andy Samberg).
The ViewSummary: The insipidly gabby talk show hostesses chat with Lindsay Lohan (Emma Stone) during a rare rehab furlough.
Recurring Characters: Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck.
Wrangler Open Fly JeansSummary: Brett Favre (Jason Sudeikis) loves to keep himself exposed while playing football in his open fly jeans.
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Kings of Leon perform “Radioactive”
Weekend Update with Seth MeyersSummary: Jimmy McMillan (Kenan Thompson) promotes his Rent’s Too Damn High political party. John Mulaney comments on current events that earn his “I Love It!” praise. Stefon (Bill Hader).
Recurring Characters: Stefon.
Les Jeunes de ParisSummary: French teens (Emma Stone, Taran Killam) compete in a cafe dance-off.
My Brother Knows EverythingSummary: Morgan (Nasim Pedrad) and best friend Meredith (Emma Stone) gush about how great her brother Erik (Andy Samberg) is on their hand-held camcorder show.
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“Sex” Ed Vincent’s Sex SymposiumSummary: Ed Vincent (Paul Brittain) hosts a three-day symposium on sex.
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Kings of Leon perform “Pyro”
Googie Rene’s Partially Damaged Halloween Costume Discount BasementSummary: Googie Rene (Kenan Thompson) sells Halloween costumes at a discount because his inventory comes complete with stains.
Recurring Characters: Googie Rene.
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Dress Rehearsal Cuts
Steven Seagal: Law ManSummary: Actor Steven Seagal (Bill Hader) stumbles his way as a would-be cop on reality television.
Recurring Characters: Steven Seagal.
BullySummary: A bully (Andy Samberg) is reduced to tears when his would-be victims don’t fall for his tough guy act.
HotchkissSummary: A group of interns debate whether or not co-worker Hotchkiss (Vanessa Bayer) is hot or not.
Strip ClubSummary: Emcee (Jason Sudeikis) hosts his final show at a strip club.
American America: I HippieSummary: In a cartoon by Dana Carvey, a hippie talks about the good old days.