SNL Transcripts: Emma Stone: 10/23/10


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 36: Episode 4

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October 23rd, 2010

Emma Stone

Kings of Leon



John Mulaney

Harry Reid For SenateSummary: Hoping to be elected in Nevada, Harry Reid (Paul Brittain) tries to distance his association with President Barack Obama (Fred Armisen).

Recurring Characters: President Barack Obama, Harry Reid.


Emma Stone’s MonologueSummary: Emma Stone detracts attention from her nerd fans in the audience.

BabyspanxSummary: The slimming bodystocking that lets fat babies be the envy of their parents’ friends.

Dream Home ExtremeSummary: Cheryl Bryant (Kristen Wiig) is more excited abut the dream home giveaway than the actual winner (Emma Stone).

Recurring Characters: Cheryl Bryant.

WXPD News Channel 9Summary: Action news reporter Peter DeSantos (Bill Hader) has the scoop on disturbing new teen trends like “souping” and “trampolining”.


An SNL Digital ShortSummary: High school girl (Emma Stone) thinks she’s cool because she boke her arm after slipping on some jelly (Andy Samberg).

The ViewSummary: The insipidly gabby talk show hostesses chat with Lindsay Lohan (Emma Stone) during a rare rehab furlough.

Recurring Characters: Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

Wrangler Open Fly JeansSummary: Brett Favre (Jason Sudeikis) loves to keep himself exposed while playing football in his open fly jeans.


Kings of Leon perform “Radioactive”

Weekend Update with Seth MeyersSummary: Jimmy McMillan (Kenan Thompson) promotes his Rent’s Too Damn High political party. John Mulaney comments on current events that earn his “I Love It!” praise. Stefon (Bill Hader).

Recurring Characters: Stefon.

Les Jeunes de ParisSummary: French teens (Emma Stone, Taran Killam) compete in a cafe dance-off.

My Brother Knows EverythingSummary: Morgan (Nasim Pedrad) and best friend Meredith (Emma Stone) gush about how great her brother Erik (Andy Samberg) is on their hand-held camcorder show.


“Sex” Ed Vincent’s Sex SymposiumSummary: Ed Vincent (Paul Brittain) hosts a three-day symposium on sex.


Kings of Leon perform “Pyro”

Googie Rene’s Partially Damaged Halloween Costume Discount BasementSummary: Googie Rene (Kenan Thompson) sells Halloween costumes at a discount because his inventory comes complete with stains.

Recurring Characters: Googie Rene.


Dress Rehearsal Cuts

Steven Seagal: Law ManSummary: Actor Steven Seagal (Bill Hader) stumbles his way as a would-be cop on reality television.

Recurring Characters: Steven Seagal.

BullySummary: A bully (Andy Samberg) is reduced to tears when his would-be victims don’t fall for his tough guy act.

HotchkissSummary: A group of interns debate whether or not co-worker Hotchkiss (Vanessa Bayer) is hot or not.

Strip ClubSummary: Emcee (Jason Sudeikis) hosts his final show at a strip club.

American America: I HippieSummary: In a cartoon by Dana Carvey, a hippie talks about the good old days.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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