Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 36: Episode 4
Wrangler Open Fly Jeans
Brett Favre…..Jason Sudeikis
[ open on Brett Favre staring at the camera ]
Announcer: Brett Favre: football legend.
Brett Favre: I’ve tried all kinds of jeans: button fly, zipper fly — you name it. But, for me, nothing works better than the all new open fly jeans from Wrangler.[ intercut shots of Favre with a pixelated crotch playing football with a group of guys ]
Announcer: Introducing the first open fly jeans from Wrangler. The first jeans with no fly whatsoever.
Brett Favre: Wrangler open fly jeans feature an ultra-relaxed fit, right where you need it most — the fly. Why let zippers and buttons slow you down? With open fly jeans, it’s always out and camera-ready.[ Favre takes a cellphone picture fo his exposed crotch and sgows the results to a disgusted teammate ] [ cut to Favre leaning out of a truck with his pixelated crotch exposed ]
Brett Favre: I’m ready for my close-up.[ reveal a row of jeans hanging from a rack ]
Brett Favre: They’re the perfect marriage of comfort and style. And that’s a marriage I can respect.[ cut to Favre leaning behind a teammate for a play; the teammate jumps forward when he feels Favre’s exposed crotch at his backside ]
Brett Favre: Look, I put my pants on just like anyone else — one leg at a time. Then, I pull my penis out. Sometimes I take a picture of it.[ reveal the row of jeans hanging from a rack ]
Announcer: Real. Open fly. Jeans. Wrangler.[ cut to Favre standing with his teammates ]
Brett Favre: Take it from me, Brett Favre. I give ’em a thumbs up.[ Favre shoves his fist through his open fly and gives a slightly pixelated thumbs-up ] [ the other guys jump to their feet and make a hasty exit ] [ fade ]