SNL Transcripts: Emma Stone: 10/23/10: Wrangler Open Fly Jeans

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  Season 36: Episode 4

10d: Emma Stone / Kings of Leon

Wrangler Open Fly Jeans

Brett Favre…..Jason Sudeikis

[ open on Brett Favre staring at the camera ]

Announcer: Brett Favre: football legend.

Brett Favre: I’ve tried all kinds of jeans: button fly, zipper fly — you name it. But, for me, nothing works better than the all new open fly jeans from Wrangler.

[ intercut shots of Favre with a pixelated crotch playing football with a group of guys ]

Announcer: Introducing the first open fly jeans from Wrangler. The first jeans with no fly whatsoever.

Brett Favre: Wrangler open fly jeans feature an ultra-relaxed fit, right where you need it most — the fly. Why let zippers and buttons slow you down? With open fly jeans, it’s always out and camera-ready.

[ Favre takes a cellphone picture fo his exposed crotch and sgows the results to a disgusted teammate ] [ cut to Favre leaning out of a truck with his pixelated crotch exposed ]

Brett Favre: I’m ready for my close-up.

[ reveal a row of jeans hanging from a rack ]

Brett Favre: They’re the perfect marriage of comfort and style. And that’s a marriage I can respect.

[ cut to Favre leaning behind a teammate for a play; the teammate jumps forward when he feels Favre’s exposed crotch at his backside ]

Brett Favre: Look, I put my pants on just like anyone else — one leg at a time. Then, I pull my penis out. Sometimes I take a picture of it.

[ reveal the row of jeans hanging from a rack ]

Announcer: Real. Open fly. Jeans. Wrangler.

[ cut to Favre standing with his teammates ]

Brett Favre: Take it from me, Brett Favre. I give ’em a thumbs up.

[ Favre shoves his fist through his open fly and gives a slightly pixelated thumbs-up ] [ the other guys jump to their feet and make a hasty exit ] [ fade ]

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