SNL Transcripts: Emma Stone: 10/23/10: Wrangler Open Fly Jeans


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 36: Episode 4

10d: Emma Stone / Kings of Leon

Wrangler Open Fly Jeans

Brett Favre…..Jason Sudeikis

[ open on Brett Favre staring at the camera ]

Announcer: Brett Favre: football legend.

Brett Favre: I’ve tried all kinds of jeans: button fly, zipper fly — you name it. But, for me, nothing works better than the all new open fly jeans from Wrangler.

[ intercut shots of Favre with a pixelated crotch playing football with a group of guys ]

Announcer: Introducing the first open fly jeans from Wrangler. The first jeans with no fly whatsoever.

Brett Favre: Wrangler open fly jeans feature an ultra-relaxed fit, right where you need it most — the fly. Why let zippers and buttons slow you down? With open fly jeans, it’s always out and camera-ready.

[ Favre takes a cellphone picture fo his exposed crotch and sgows the results to a disgusted teammate ] [ cut to Favre leaning out of a truck with his pixelated crotch exposed ]

Brett Favre: I’m ready for my close-up.

[ reveal a row of jeans hanging from a rack ]

Brett Favre: They’re the perfect marriage of comfort and style. And that’s a marriage I can respect.

[ cut to Favre leaning behind a teammate for a play; the teammate jumps forward when he feels Favre’s exposed crotch at his backside ]

Brett Favre: Look, I put my pants on just like anyone else — one leg at a time. Then, I pull my penis out. Sometimes I take a picture of it.

[ reveal the row of jeans hanging from a rack ]

Announcer: Real. Open fly. Jeans. Wrangler.

[ cut to Favre standing with his teammates ]

Brett Favre: Take it from me, Brett Favre. I give ’em a thumbs up.

[ Favre shoves his fist through his open fly and gives a slightly pixelated thumbs-up ] [ the other guys jump to their feet and make a hasty exit ] [ fade ]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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