SNL Transcripts: Anne Hathaway: 11/20/10: Camel Tame



 Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 36: Episode 7












10g: Anne Hathaway / Florence and the Machine

Camel Tame

Businesswoman…..Kristen Wiig
Female Employee…..Nasim Pedrad
Male Employee…..Bill Hader

[ open on work meeting ]

Businesswoman: Okay, people, we are working through lunch today and I’d better start hearing some good ideas.

Male Employee: I’m sorry — I ordered chicken fingers, not camel toe.

[ the other employees begin to snicker among themselves ]

Businesswoman: What? Camel toe? Not now!

Female Employee: Camel toe got you down?

Businesswoman: You know it.

Female Employee: You’re not alone.

Businesswoman: You, too?

Female Employee: [ nods ] Camel toe affects millions of women every day. It’s the result of wearing tight-fitting clothes like leggings, tights and other activewear. Camel toe puts your private parts on public display.

Businesswoman: How do you handle it?

Female Employee: With this. [ she holds up the product ]

Businesswoman: Camel Tame?

Female Employee: Camel Tame, with its Sure Fit strip, creates a protective layer between your clothes and your business that ensures you’ll never have to face the embarrassment of camel toe again.

[ cut to another woman demonstrating by placing the bulging product into her pants to create the female version of an erection ]

Female Employee: Camel Tame is comfortable, easy to use and one hundred percent effective every day.

[ other demonstrations include a woman working out while using Camel Tame, and another woman trying on a pair of shoes at a department store ]

Female Employee: You’ll get noticed for all the right reasons.

[ cut to a later business meeting, as K speaks to her employees ]

Businesswoman: Okay people, listen up —

Male Employee: I’m sorry, but —

Businesswoman: Yes?

[ she turns to reveal the erotic bulge in her pants ]

Male Employee: [ turned on ] You have my full attention.

Two Women: Thanks, Camel Tame!

Announcer: Got camel toe? Get Camel Tame.

[ fade ]

Submitted by: Jacques

SNL Transcripts

Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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