Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 36: Episode 7
10g: Anne Hathaway / Florence and the Machine
Camel Tame
Businesswoman…..Kristen Wiig
Female Employee…..Nasim Pedrad
Male Employee…..Bill Hader
[ open on work meeting ]
Businesswoman: Okay, people, we are working through lunch today and I’d better start hearing some good ideas.
Male Employee: Im sorry — I ordered chicken fingers, not camel toe.
[ the other employees begin to snicker among themselves ]
Businesswoman: What? Camel toe? Not now!
Female Employee: Camel toe got you down?
Businesswoman: You know it.
Female Employee: Youre not alone.
Businesswoman: You, too?
Female Employee: [ nods ] Camel toe affects millions of women every day. Its the result of wearing tight-fitting clothes like leggings, tights and other activewear. Camel toe puts your private parts on public display.
Businesswoman: How do you handle it?
Female Employee: With this. [ she holds up the product ]
Businesswoman: Camel Tame?
Female Employee: Camel Tame, with its Sure Fit strip, creates a protective layer between your clothes and your business that ensures you’ll never have to face the embarrassment of camel toe again.
[ cut to another woman demonstrating by placing the bulging product into her pants to create the female version of an erection ]
Female Employee: Camel Tame is comfortable, easy to use and one hundred percent effective every day.
[ other demonstrations include a woman working out while using Camel Tame, and another woman trying on a pair of shoes at a department store ]
Female Employee: Youll get noticed for all the right reasons.
[ cut to a later business meeting, as K speaks to her employees ]
Businesswoman: Okay people, listen up —
Male Employee: I’m sorry, but —
Businesswoman: Yes?
[ she turns to reveal the erotic bulge in her pants ]
Male Employee: [ turned on ] You have my full attention.
Two Women: Thanks, Camel Tame!
Announcer: Got camel toe? Get Camel Tame.
[ fade ]
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