SNL Transcripts: Anne Hathaway: 11/20/10: Camel Tame

 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 36: Episode 7

10g: Anne Hathaway / Florence and the Machine

Camel Tame

Businesswoman…..Kristen Wiig
Female Employee…..Nasim Pedrad
Male Employee…..Bill Hader

[ open on work meeting ]

Businesswoman: Okay, people, we are working through lunch today and I’d better start hearing some good ideas.

Male Employee: I’m sorry — I ordered chicken fingers, not camel toe.

[ the other employees begin to snicker among themselves ]

Businesswoman: What? Camel toe? Not now!

Female Employee: Camel toe got you down?

Businesswoman: You know it.

Female Employee: You’re not alone.

Businesswoman: You, too?

Female Employee: [ nods ] Camel toe affects millions of women every day. It’s the result of wearing tight-fitting clothes like leggings, tights and other activewear. Camel toe puts your private parts on public display.

Businesswoman: How do you handle it?

Female Employee: With this. [ she holds up the product ]

Businesswoman: Camel Tame?

Female Employee: Camel Tame, with its Sure Fit strip, creates a protective layer between your clothes and your business that ensures you’ll never have to face the embarrassment of camel toe again.

[ cut to another woman demonstrating by placing the bulging product into her pants to create the female version of an erection ]

Female Employee: Camel Tame is comfortable, easy to use and one hundred percent effective every day.

[ other demonstrations include a woman working out while using Camel Tame, and another woman trying on a pair of shoes at a department store ]

Female Employee: You’ll get noticed for all the right reasons.

[ cut to a later business meeting, as K speaks to her employees ]

Businesswoman: Okay people, listen up —

Male Employee: I’m sorry, but —

Businesswoman: Yes?

[ she turns to reveal the erotic bulge in her pants ]

Male Employee: [ turned on ] You have my full attention.

Two Women: Thanks, Camel Tame!

Announcer: Got camel toe? Get Camel Tame.

[ fade ]

Submitted by: Jacques

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