SNL Transcripts: Paul Rudd: 12/11/10: Paul McCartney performs “Jet”

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  Season 36: Episode 8








10i: Paul Rudd / Paul McCartney

Paul McCartney performs “Jet”

…..Paul Rudd
…..Paul McCartney

Paul Rudd: Ladies and gentlemen — Paul McCartney.

Paul McCartney: [ singing ] “Jet!
Jet!
Jet!

I can almost remember their funny faces
That time you told them that you were going to be marrying sooooon
And Jet! I thought the only lonely face was on the moon!

Jet!
Jet!
Jet!

Was your father as old as the Sergeant Major?
Well, how come he told you that you’re hardly old enough yet?
And Jet! I thought the major was a lady suffragette!

Jet!
Jet!

Ah mater, I want Jet to always love me
Ah mater, I want Jet to always love me
Ah mater… much later.

Whoo — she said!

Jet!

And Jet! I thought the major was a lady suffragette!

Jet!
Jet!

Ah mater, I want Jet to always love me
Ah mater, I want Jet to always love me
Ah mater… much later.

Hey — she said!

Jet!

With the wind in your hair of a thousand laces
Climb on the back and we’ll go for a ride in the sky
And Jet! I thought that the major was a lady suffragette!

Jet!
Jet!

And Jet! Don’t you know that I —
Don’t you know that I thought you was a lady suffragette!

Jet!”

[ thunderous applause ]

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