January 29th, 2011
CNN Special EventSummary: Congresswoman Michele Bachmann (Kristen Wiig) makes a half-hearted second attempt to respond to President Barack Obama’s State of the Union Address.
Jesse Eisenberg’s MonologueSummary: Jesse Eisenberg and Andy Samberg swap tips on how to perform an impression of Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg until the real Mark Zuckerberg comes along.
Recurring Characters: Mark Zuckerberg.
Once Daily Estro-MaxxSummary: The once-a-day estrogen pill that gives all the sex-changing hormones transgendered men need to become the women they want to be.
Mr. Wizard’s WorldSummary: Mr. Wizard’s (Bill Hader) experiment with balloons and static electricity turns into self-imposed eroticism for two teenagers (Nasim Pedrad, Jesse Eisenberg) discovering their bodies for the first time.
Don’t Forget the LyricsSummary: Overexcited contestant (Jesse Eisenberg) frustrates Mark McGrath (Jason Sudeikis) by blurting out inappropriate lyrics.
WXPD News New YorkSummary: Elderly reporter Herb Welch (Bill Hader) teeters through a live remote at a college campus.
Recurring Characters: Anchor, Herb Welch.
An SNL Digital ShortSummary: “The Creep”
Nicki Minaj performs “I Ain’t Thru”
Weekend Update with Seth MeyersSummary: Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak (Fred Armisen) comments on his countrys problems. Wealthy Tyler Perry (Kenan Thompson) plans to score an Academy Award nomination by putting Madea in a “Social Network” knock-off.
Recurring Characters: Tyler Perry.
TCM: The EssentialsSummary: Robert Osborne (Jason Sudeikis) introduces the 1970’s blaxploitation classic “The Bride of Blackenstein”, which features a sassy bride (Nicki Minaj) for Dr. Blackenstein’s (Jay Pharoah) cuckolded monster (Kenan Thompson).
Recurring Characters: Robert Osborne.
SkinsSummary: To keep advertisers onboard with the controversial teen drama, promiscuous teenagers endorse heavy-handed product placement during an ultra-sexy party.
Spa TalkSummary: Tyla Yonders (Kristen Wiig) counsels troubled folks while giving them relaxing spa treatments.
Nicki Minaj performs “Moment 4 Life”
El ShrinkoSummary: Arthur (Andy Samberg) and Randy (Jesse Eisenberg) promote the pill that helped shrink their large penises to a manageable size that the ladies prefer.
Dress Rehearsal Cuts