SNL Transcripts: Dana Carvey: 02/05/11


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 36: Episode 14

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Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:


Bit Players:

February 5th, 2011

Dana Carvey

Linkin Park


Mike Myers

Jon Lovitz

Justin Bieber

Jesse Eisenberg


Wayne’s WorldSummary: Wayne (Mike Myers) and Garth (Dana Carvey) make their Oscar picks and laugh about “The Winter’s Bone”.

Recurring Characters: Wayne Campbell, Garth Algar.



Dana Carvey’s MonologueSummary: Dana Carvey sings about how the 1986-93 cast he was a part of was the best cast in SNL’s history.


I-Sleep ProSummary: Business traveler (Kenan Thompson) is unable to fall asleep unless he can drift off to the sounds of familiar “black noise”.

Note: Repeat from 10b.

Church ChatSummary: The Church Lady (Dana Carvey) mocks the Kardashian sisters (Nasim Pedrad, Vanessa Bayer, Abby Elliott), arranges an ill-fated exorcism upon Snooki (Bobby Moynihan), and fawns over Justin Bieber.

Recurring Characters: Church Lady, Kim Kardashian, Snooki.

Celebrity Teen Crisis CenterSummary: Oblivious celebrities man the phones at a teen crisis center.

Recurring Characters: Alan Alda, Mickey Rooney, Anna Faris, Eddie Murphy.


The RoommateSummary: In a theatrical film trailer, Justin Bieber discovers his news college roommate (Andy Samberg) harbors an insane obsession for him.

Linkin Park performs “Waiting for the End”

Weekend Update with Seth MeyersSummary: Seth Meyers outlines the “Winners/Losers” in Egypt this week. James Franco (Paul Brittain) has many jobs. Meteorologist/former disco queen Angela Dixon (Kristen Wiig) attempts to deliver a winter weather update.

Live with Regis and KellySummary: The announcement of Regis Philbin’s (Dana Carvey) retirement causes Kathie Lee Gifford (Kristen Wiig) to upstage his final moments with a song.

Recurring Characters: Regis Philbin, Kelly Ripa, Kathie Lee Gifford.


Little Miss Little Girl PageantSummary: Foppish co-hosts (Kenan Thompson, Dana Carvey) preside over a pageant for preschool-aged little girls.

Deidra Wurtz: Downsizing ExpertSummary: Downsizing expert Deidra Wurtz (Abby Elliott) will deliver bad news with ease and Valley girl vernacular.

Linkin Park performs “When They Come For Me”

FingerlingsSummary: Bar owner (Taran Killam) pulls no stops for the ultimate Super Bowl party, including performances by his wife’s brother’s band (Dana Carvey, Fred Armisen).


Dress Rehearsal Cuts

Al Jazeera on EgyptSummary: As his interpretor (Nasim Pedrad) translates, Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak (Fred Armisen) discusses the growing calamanities in his country.

Recurring Characters: Hosni Mubarak.

The VisitorSummary: President Obama and Joe Biden try to steal guns from a couple (Dana Carvey, Vanessa Bayer).

Recurring Characters: President Barack Obama, Joe Biden.

The KasemsSummary: Casey Kasem (Dana Carvey) discusses the pop charts with his former druggie brother Jasey.

Recurring Characters: Casey Kasem.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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