Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 36: Episode 15
Don’ You Go Rounin’ Roun To Re Ro
Terry Donovan….Bill Hader
Parole Board Officer….Kristen Wiig
British Gangster….Fred Armisen
Terry’s wife….Nasim Pedrad
[Opens with distinguished recognition from Film festivals] [Official Selection Cannes Film Festival. Venice Film Festival. Berlin Film Festival]
Announcer: Terry Donovan spent 17 years in an English prison.[Terry walks out the prison gate] [Terry meets his Parole Officer]
Parole Officer: Do you feel that you’re rehabilitated, Mr. Donovan?
Terry Donovan: Yeah, right.
British Gangster: I’ve got a job for you, Terry.
Terry Donovan: No, don’t. I don’t do that kind of thing anymore.[A gun is being loaded]
Announcer: But he’ll pick up a gun once again to defend the one thing he loves.
British Gangster: If you don’t do what we say…[holds a picture of a little girl] we’ll….sajawama jamawajmaja.[Terry responds in anger with the same English incomprehensible pikey slang]
Terry Donovan: Naw! Hawaw! Bihaduran! Dina! Mate!
Announcer: The critics are raving: “British… Extremely British… I didn’t understand what they were saying”
Announcer: From the producers of “Sexy Beast”, the “Red Riding trilogy” and “Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels”.[Terry chases and catches a Rasta looking thug. He roughs him up against a door]
Terry: [muttering British slang]
Rastaman: [even more complicated slang]
Announcer: And the director of “Easy Around the Bend” and “Go Rough, All right” comes the toughest, grittiest, most British crime drama of the year.[Terry holds up a gun]
Terry Donovan: Don’ you go Rounin’ Roun to Re Ro. [fires the gun]
Announcer: Don’ you go Rounin’ Roun to Re Ro.[Terry walks in slow motion]
USA Today says: “I thought they were speaking a foreign language. I don’t think I heard a single consonant.”[Terry and his wife talk in the kitchen]
Terry’s wife: If we don’t pay, they’re going to kill her.
Terry Donovan: Darling, go say I told him to….[muttering more pikey slang]
Terry’s wife: But what if you’re wrong?
Announcer: Time magazine says: “Is there a way to turn on subtitles for a movie in English? If so, which button is it?[Rastaman talks on an intercom]
Rastaman: Hey! Oi! Hey! Oi! Hey! Oi! Ai![Rastaman is buzzed in] [Rastaman plays cards in slow motion and British Gangster keeps punching the punching bag]
Announcer: Peter Travers says: “The one guy in a tracksuit, “Gypsy” or “Crispy” was good. Either way it seemed like a lot of killing over a very small amount of money.”[Terry, Rastaman and the British Gangster point their guns at each other. They screamed and mutter pikey slang]
British Gangster: Oi! Oi! Oi![fires gun]
Announcer: Don’ you go Rounin’ Roun to Re Ro.[Terry talks softly to his wife in unintelligible slang]
Terry’s wife: What?
Submitted by: Waldo San Miguel