Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 36: Episode 16
Declan/Good Looking Guy…..Andy Samberg
Good Looking Guy: Should you vote for me just because I because Im the rich, popular, good looking guy? Hell yeah! In this school looks are everything! Whats the deal with the witch?
Friend: Stay clear, man. Shes into some dark stuff.
Good Looking Guy: I love my good looks!
Witch: Well, I curse you to a life without them! You have one year to find someone to love you. Or stay like this forever!
Declan: Oh no! Im beastly! Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
Miley Cyrus: Let me see your face.
Declan: Pretty gruesome, huh?
Miley Cyrus: Ive seen worse.
Miley Cyrus: No dude you look like ****. I misjudged you, Declan. Its whats on the inside that counts- Ughh dude!
Declan: (naked, eating fried chicken from a bucket) What? Whats up?
Miley Cyrus: Are you serious?!
Declan: I think I sat on some mashed potatoes!
(image of Miley Cyrus, with cast credit: “Miley Cyrus”)
(image of Declan, with cast credit: “Gene Hackman”)
Declan: (holding up pregnancy stick) Im pregnant and its yours.
Miley Cyrus: Youre a man and we havent slept together.
Declan: Burn! Rango!
Miley Cyrus: Beastly!
Submitted by: Connor Cronholm