Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 36: Episode 16
The Disney Channel Acting School
Raven Symone…..Kenan Thompson
Kid #1…..Paul Brittain
Kid #2…..Taran Killam
Kid #3…..Bobby Moynihan
Kid #4…..Abby Elliott
Miley Cyrus: Hi there! Im Miley Cyrus from Hannah Montana!
Raven Symone: And from Thats So Raven, Im so Raven-Symone!
Miley Cyrus: And if youre a teen actor looking to improve your craft, look no further. Its the Disney Channel Acting School.
Raven Symone: At the Disney Channel Acting School, well teach you all the skills you need to be the star of your very own Disney Channel show.
Miley Cyrus: Disney Channel Acting is its own art form. And to master it, youll need to master a special set of tools.
(Both strike a pose)
Miley Cyrus: On Disney Channel every person needs to be the loudest person in the room. Watch . Whats wrong, Jamantha?
Raven Symone: If I dont get an A on my science project, I cant go boogey boardin with Devan!
Miley Cyrus: Well, then you should talk Thomas into trading projects with you.
Raven Symone: GOOD IDEA!!!!!!!!!
Raven Symone: In the Disney Channel World, every child is smarter than every adult.
Kid #1: Hey sweetie you wanna see my stamp collection?
Raven Symone: O gee! Can I?! I bet there super cool.
Miley Cyrus: Sweet Niblets! Youll also learn advanced techniques like, The Pause then Dis.
Raven Symone: So you have to pause then destroy the person, for example ask me if I like anchovies.
Kid #2: Do you like anchovies
Raven Symone: Ehh (10 second pause) I dont think so!
Miley Cyrus: Plus, well show you how to master classic Disney Channel moves like Eating then Freezing. Reacting to Stinky Feet.
Raven Symone: Ewww! OOOOOO! Ewwww!!!!!
Miley Cyrus: Spying in a Doorway. And Entering on a Scooter!
Kid #3: Did you hear Codys great grandma died!
Raven Symone: The funeral is Monday!
Miley Cyrus: Disney Channel is all about senserly overload. So you wanna make sure your cloths are as loud and crazy as you acting.
Kid #2: Im auditioning for Wizards of Waverly Place, what should I where?
Raven Symone: How about a bright pink hoodie with a big ass daisy on it.
Kid #4: Its a little bright.
Raven Symone: What did you say?
Miley Cyrus: Let me show you this blouse I whore on episode 75.
Raven Symone: Glasses on!
Kid #3: Thats so Raven!
Raven Symone: Shut up!
Miley Cyrus: So come on down to the Disney Channel Acting School! Call today! Parents permission, not needed!
Submitted by: Connor Cronholm