Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 36: Episode 16
10p: Miley Cyrus / The Strokes
Our Time! With taboo and apl.de.ap!
apl.de.ap…..Kenan Thompson
Taboo…..Andy Samberg
Fergie…..Miley Cyrus
Will.i.am…..Jay
Khloe Kardashian…..Abby Elliott
Announcer: Your favorite members of the Black Eyed Peas present Our Time With Taboo and apl.de.ap! And now show some respect, its Taboo and apl.de.ap, y’all!
Taboo/Apl.de.ap: (singing) “Its out time! Our Time! Tonight it is! Tonight!”
Apl.de.ap: Yeah! Woo! Yeah! Yeah! Welcome to Our Time! Finally, our own show!
Taboo: Just like the people wanted!
Apl.de.ap: Okay! Let me start by introducing myself. My name is apl.de.ap and I am in the Black Eyed Peas!
Taboo: And I am Taboo, and I am also in The Black Eyed Peas!
Both: We are in the Black Eyed Peas!
Taboo: Here is a picture of us at the Super Bowl in our Tron oufits.
(show publicity photo)
Apl.de.ap: I am the one on the back right.
Taboo: And on the left, that is my hand.
Apl.de.ap: It is so great to finally have our own show where people can get to know us. Let us show you.
Taboo: Nice to meet you. Me-omo Taboo. I have my own line of jackets called 1,000 Pockets! And, also, despite the rumors, I am not a Japanese ghost.
Apl.de.ap: Im apl.de.ap. And I own a chain of unsuccessful neighborhood restaurants called Apl.de.apl.bees. Also
Both: We are in the Black Eyed Peas!
Taboo: But we are not here to talk about the group. This is about us. Not wil.i.am not Fergie -
Apl.de.ap: No! No! Dont say her name!
(Fergie and Will.i.am appear)
Fergie: (singing) “People in the place!!!!” (speaking) Did someone say my name?
Apl.de.ap: Uh! Hey Fergie, hey wil.i.am!
Fergie: We just wanted to see if you guys needed us.
Will.i.am: (singing) “Just helping out!!!”
Apl.de.ap/Taboo: No!! Were fine! Noo!!!!!!!
Fergie: Okay, sorry right! This is your show!
Will.i.am: (singing) “I got that boom boom boom!!!”
Apl.de.ap: Cmon man! Sorry, everone, for that interruption. Uh, lets bring out a guest. Shes the best Kardashian sister. Please welcome Khloe Kardashian!
Both: (singing) :Here we go! Our first guest! Is Khloe K.!”
Khloe Kardashian: Heyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apl.de.ap: Khloe! Wow! Thank you so much for being here! We know you are so busy!
Khloe Kardashian: Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Apl.de.ap: But bfore we begin, we are both in the Black Eyed Peas. Im apl.de.ap.
Khloe Kardashian: What kind of name is apl.de.ap?
Apl.de.ap: Well, you know how wil.i.am is a way of saying William? Apl.de.ap is a way of saying Apltoodlepip.
Taboo: And I am named after the board game Taboo.
Apl.de.ap: Now, Khloe, even though you are a big part of the Kardashian family, like us, sometimes you go unappreciated.
Khloe Kardashian: I know, its so literally unfair! What people need to realize that we Kardashians are all equally untalented.
Apl.de.ap: Also, like us, you are very diverse. You are Armenian and you are married to an African American!
Khloe Kardashian: Yeah, thats right! And you guys are well what race are you guys?
Apl.de.ap: Well Im a black Philipino, also known as a Philibleno.
Taboo: And I am from the Matrix!
Apl.de.ap: But, Khloe, this is your time. Why dont you take a minute and tell us something we dont know about you.
Khloe Kardashian: Im Khloe. I have a new fragrance out. I can pull a twenty-pound truck using only my teeth. And my favorite Black Eyed Pea is Fergie!
Taboo/Apl.de.ap: No! No! Dont say her name!
(Fergie and Will.i.am appear)
Fergie: (singing) People in the place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will.i.am: Gotta get that!
Fergie: Just wanted to see if you guys needed us?
Taboo: You already did that!
Fergie: Ok Im sorry! (singing) Bye!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apl.de.ap: Oh, man! Khloe, Im so sorry about that!
Khloe Kardashian: No! That was awesome, I got to see that Black Eyed Peas!
Taboo/Apl.de.ap: But were the Black Eyed Peas man!
Taboo: We are interesting people!
Apl.de.ap: Absolutely! Taboo was on the cover of this month’s Vaguely Asian magazine! Alright! Well, Khloe, you have been so 3,008 today… would you like to sing with us?
Khloe Kardashian: Well, Ive never sung before!
Taboo/Apl.de.ap: Neither have we! Here we go!
All: (singing) “I can feel it! This has been out time!! With Taboo! And Apl.de.ap!!!!! No! Go!!!! Cmon man!!!”
Submitted by: Connor Cronholm
