SNL Transcripts: Miley Cyrus: 03/05/11: Our Time! With taboo and apl.de.ap!



 Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 36: Episode 16












10p: Miley Cyrus / The Strokes

Our Time! With taboo and apl.de.ap!

apl.de.ap…..Kenan Thompson
Taboo…..Andy Samberg
Fergie…..Miley Cyrus
Will.i.am…..Jay
Khloe Kardashian…..Abby Elliott

Announcer: Your favorite members of the Black Eyed Peas present “Our Time” With Taboo and apl.de.ap! And now show some respect, it’s Taboo and apl.de.ap, y’all!

Taboo/Apl.de.ap: (singing) “It’s out time! Our Time! Tonight it is! Tonight!”

Apl.de.ap: Yeah! Woo! Yeah! Yeah! Welcome to “Our Time!” Finally, our own show!

Taboo: Just like the people wanted!

Apl.de.ap: Okay! Let me start by introducing myself. My name is apl.de.ap and I am in the Black Eyed Peas!

Taboo: And I am Taboo, and I am also in The Black Eyed Peas!

Both: We are in the Black Eyed Peas!

Taboo: Here is a picture of us at the Super Bowl in our Tron oufits.

(show publicity photo)

Apl.de.ap: I am the one on the back right.

Taboo: And on the left, that is my hand.

Apl.de.ap: It is so great to finally have our own show where people can get to know us. Let us show you.

Taboo: Nice to meet you. Me-omo Taboo. I have my own line of jackets called 1,000 Pockets! And, also, despite the rumors, I am not a Japanese ghost.

Apl.de.ap: I’m apl.de.ap. And I own a chain of unsuccessful neighborhood restaurants called Apl.de.apl.bees. Also…

Both: We are in the Black Eyed Peas!

Taboo: But we are not here to talk about the group. This is about us. Not wil.i.am not Fergie –-

Apl.de.ap: No! No! Don’t say her name!

(Fergie and Will.i.am appear)

Fergie: (singing) “People in the place!!!!” (speaking) Did someone say my name?

Apl.de.ap: Uh! Hey Fergie, hey wil.i.am!

Fergie: We just wanted to see if you guys needed us.

Will.i.am: (singing) “Just helping out!!!”

Apl.de.ap/Taboo: No!! We’re fine! Noo!!!!!!!

Fergie: Okay, sorry right! This is your show!

Will.i.am: (singing) “I got that boom boom boom!!!”

Apl.de.ap: C’mon man! Sorry, everone, for that interruption. Uh, let’s bring out a guest. She’s the best Kardashian sister. Please welcome Khloe Kardashian!

Both: (singing) :Here we go! Our first guest! Is Khloe K.!”

Khloe Kardashian: Heyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apl.de.ap: Khloe! Wow! Thank you so much for being here! We know you are so busy!

Khloe Kardashian: Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

Apl.de.ap: But bfore we begin, we are both in the Black Eyed Peas. I’m apl.de.ap.

Khloe Kardashian: What kind of name is apl.de.ap?

Apl.de.ap: Well, you know how wil.i.am is a way of saying William? Apl.de.ap is a way of saying Apltoodlepip.

Taboo: And I am named after the board game Taboo.

Apl.de.ap: Now, Khloe, even though you are a big part of the Kardashian family, like us, sometimes you go unappreciated.

Khloe Kardashian: I know, it’s so literally unfair! What people need to realize that we Kardashians are all equally untalented.

Apl.de.ap: Also, like us, you are very diverse. You are Armenian and you are married to an African American!

Khloe Kardashian: Yeah, that’s right! And you guys are – well what race are you guys?

Apl.de.ap: Well I’m a black Philipino, also known as a Philibleno.

Taboo: And I am from the Matrix!

Apl.de.ap: But, Khloe, this is your time. Why don’t you take a minute and tell us something we don’t know about you.

Khloe Kardashian: I’m Khloe. I have a new fragrance out. I can pull a twenty-pound truck using only my teeth. And my favorite Black Eyed Pea is Fergie!

Taboo/Apl.de.ap: No! No! Don’t say her name!

(Fergie and Will.i.am appear)

Fergie: (singing) People in the place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will.i.am: Gotta get that!

Fergie: Just wanted to see if you guys needed us?

Taboo: You already did that!

Fergie: Ok I’m sorry! (singing) Bye!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apl.de.ap: Oh, man! Khloe, I’m so sorry about that!

Khloe Kardashian: No! That was awesome, I got to see that Black Eyed Peas!

Taboo/Apl.de.ap: But we’re the Black Eyed Peas man!

Taboo: We are interesting people!

Apl.de.ap: Absolutely! Taboo was on the cover of this month’s Vaguely Asian magazine! Alright! Well, Khloe, you have been so 3,008 today… would you like to sing with us?

Khloe Kardashian: Well, I’ve never sung before!

Taboo/Apl.de.ap: Neither have we! Here we go!

All: (singing) “I can feel it! This has been out time!! With Taboo! And Apl.de.ap!!!!! No! Go!!!! C’mon man!!!”

Submitted by: Connor Cronholm

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