SNL Transcripts: Jason Segel: 11/19/11: André the Giant Chooses An Ice Cream Flavor


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 37: Episode 7

11g: Jason Segel / Florence + The Machine

André the Giant Chooses An Ice Cream Flavor

André The Giant…..Jason Segel

[ open on title card ]

Announcer: And now, “André the Giant Chooses An Ice Cream Flavor.”

[ dissolve to André The Giant towering over other patrons at an ice cream parlor ]

André The Giant: [ deep-voiced ] Hmm… hmm… Hel-lo, la-dy! What do I want? [ he looks up ] Mint Chovolate Chip? No! It’s too minty! Moose Tracks. Who names this? I will call it, uh… Fudge… plus Vanilla… and with some peanuts in it! I don’t know… I’ll leave that to the professional — ha ha ha! Ugh… so many flavors. I wish I could eat ALL of you! [ he looks at the girl behind the counter ] Ha! [ thinking ] One… scoop… of vanilla. [ she hands it to him ] Thank you. [ he holds the tiny cone to his mouth and licks ]

[ dissolve to title card ]

Announcer: This has been “André the Giant Chooses An Ice Cream Flavor.” ] [ fade ]

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Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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