SNL Transcripts: Jason Segel: 11/19/11: André the Giant Chooses An Ice Cream Flavor


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 37: Episode 7

11g: Jason Segel / Florence + The Machine

André the Giant Chooses An Ice Cream Flavor

André The Giant…..Jason Segel

[ open on title card ]

Announcer: And now, “André the Giant Chooses An Ice Cream Flavor.”

[ dissolve to André The Giant towering over other patrons at an ice cream parlor ]

André The Giant: [ deep-voiced ] Hmm… hmm… Hel-lo, la-dy! What do I want? [ he looks up ] Mint Chovolate Chip? No! It’s too minty! Moose Tracks. Who names this? I will call it, uh… Fudge… plus Vanilla… and with some peanuts in it! I don’t know… I’ll leave that to the professional — ha ha ha! Ugh… so many flavors. I wish I could eat ALL of you! [ he looks at the girl behind the counter ] Ha! [ thinking ] One… scoop… of vanilla. [ she hands it to him ] Thank you. [ he holds the tiny cone to his mouth and licks ]

[ dissolve to title card ]

Announcer: This has been “André the Giant Chooses An Ice Cream Flavor.” ] [ fade ]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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