Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 37: Episode 7
11g: Jason Segel / Florence + The Machine
André the Giant Chooses An Ice Cream Flavor
André The Giant…..Jason Segel
[ open on title card ]
Announcer: And now, “André the Giant Chooses An Ice Cream Flavor.”
[ dissolve to André The Giant towering over other patrons at an ice cream parlor ]
André The Giant: [ deep-voiced ] Hmm… hmm… Hel-lo, la-dy! What do I want? [ he looks up ] Mint Chovolate Chip? No! It’s too minty! Moose Tracks. Who names this? I will call it, uh… Fudge… plus Vanilla… and with some peanuts in it! I don’t know… I’ll leave that to the professional — ha ha ha! Ugh… so many flavors. I wish I could eat ALL of you! [ he looks at the girl behind the counter ] Ha! [ thinking ] One… scoop… of vanilla. [ she hands it to him ] Thank you. [ he holds the tiny cone to his mouth and licks ]
[ dissolve to title card ]
Announcer: This has been “André the Giant Chooses An Ice Cream Flavor.” ]
[ fade ]
