SNL Transcripts: Jimmy Fallon: 12/17/11: Season’s Greetings from “Saturday Night Live”

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 Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 37: Episode 10






11j: Jimmy Fallon / Michael Bublé

Season’s Greetings from “Saturday Night Live”

…..Jimmy Fallon
…..Horatio Sanz
…..Chris Kattan
…..Tracy Morgan

FADE IN:

[ RED VELVET CURTAIN ] [ GRAPHIC: SEASON’S GREETINGS FROM “SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE” ]

Announcer: Season’s Greetings from “Saturday Night Live”.

[ CURTAIN OPENS ] [ HORATIO SANZ – holding a C.F. Martin & Co. backpack guitar – JIMMY FALLON, CHRIS KATTAN – holding a keyboard – and TRACY MORGAN stand at Home Base. All are wearing matching red-striped sweaters. ]

Horatio Sanz: One!

Jimmy Fallon: Two!

Horatio Sanz: One!

Jimmy Fallon: Two!

Horatio Sanz: Three!

Jimmy Fallon: Four!

[ Horatio starts playing the guitar. Jimmy turns on a background melody on the keyboard. Tracy dances in place. ]

Horatio Sanz: [singing]“I don’t care what you Momma says!
Christmas time is near!”

Horatio Sanz & Jimmy Fallon: [singing]“I don’t care what your Daddy says!
Christmas is full of cheer!
All I know is the Santa sleigh!
Is making its way to the U-S-of-A!”

[ Chris pops his head into frame. ]

Horatio Sanz & Jimmy Fallon: [singing]“I wish it was Christmas today!
I wish it was Christmas today!”

[ Jimmy and Chris bob their heads side-to-side. Horatio continues to strum. ]

Horatio Sanz: [singing]“I don’t care what the neighbors say!
Christmas will be here!”

Horatio Sanz & Jimmy Fallon: [singing]“I don’t care if they think it’s a lie!
Christmas time is dear!
I don’t care about anything!
As long as those sleigh bells go RING-A-DING-DING!
I wish it was Christmas today!
I wish it was Christmas today!”

[ Jimmy activates various JUNGLE ANIMAL SOUND EFFECTS on the keyboard and Horatio brings the song to its dénouement and conclusion. All bow. ]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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