SNL Transcripts: Jimmy Fallon: 12/17/11: Season’s Greetings from “Saturday Night Live”

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  Season 37: Episode 10

11j: Jimmy Fallon / Michael Bublé

Season’s Greetings from “Saturday Night Live”

…..Jimmy Fallon
…..Horatio Sanz
…..Chris Kattan
…..Tracy Morgan

FADE IN:

[ RED VELVET CURTAIN ]

[ GRAPHIC: SEASON’S GREETINGS FROM “SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE” ]

Announcer: Season’s Greetings from “Saturday Night Live”.

[ CURTAIN OPENS ]

[ HORATIO SANZ – holding a C.F. Martin & Co. backpack guitar – JIMMY FALLON, CHRIS KATTAN – holding a keyboard – and TRACY MORGAN stand at Home Base. All are wearing matching red-striped sweaters. ]

Horatio Sanz: One!

Jimmy Fallon: Two!

Horatio Sanz: One!

Jimmy Fallon: Two!

Horatio Sanz: Three!

Jimmy Fallon: Four!

[ Horatio starts playing the guitar. Jimmy turns on a background melody on the keyboard. Tracy dances in place. ]

Horatio Sanz: [singing]
“I don’t care what you Momma says!
Christmas time is near!”

Horatio Sanz & Jimmy Fallon: [singing]
“I don’t care what your Daddy says!
Christmas is full of cheer!
All I know is the Santa sleigh!
Is making its way to the U-S-of-A!”

[ Chris pops his head into frame. ]

Horatio Sanz & Jimmy Fallon: [singing]
“I wish it was Christmas today!
I wish it was Christmas today!”

[ Jimmy and Chris bob their heads side-to-side. Horatio continues to strum. ]

Horatio Sanz: [singing]
“I don’t care what the neighbors say!
Christmas will be here!”

Horatio Sanz & Jimmy Fallon: [singing]
“I don’t care if they think it’s a lie!
Christmas time is dear!
I don’t care about anything!
As long as those sleigh bells go RING-A-DING-DING!
I wish it was Christmas today!
I wish it was Christmas today!”

[ Jimmy activates various JUNGLE ANIMAL SOUND EFFECTS on the keyboard and Horatio brings the song to its dénouement and conclusion. All bow. ]

Submitted by: Cody Downs

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