SNL Transcripts: Charles Barkley: 01/07/12: ESPN Bowl Madness


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 37: Episode 11

11k: Charles Barkley / Kelly Clarkson

ESPN Bowl Madness

Announcer…..Andy Samberg

[ open on Bowl Game footage ]

Announcer: This week on ESPN, Bowl Madness continues. If you liked seeing Cincinnati edge out Vanderbilt at the “AutoZone Liberty Bowl”, and Florida run all over the Buckeyes at the “ Gator Bowl”, then tune in tomorrow at 6 p.m. as Albion College looks the take on the Montclair State Hawks in the “Phantom Menace in 3D Radio Shack Croissant Bowl”.

Then at 8 p.m.: Buffalo State butts heads with Wheaton, in the “Ruby Tuesday Hanes Her Way Prejudice Bowl”.

And on ESPN U at 10 p.m.: Dickinson’s running attack clashes with the stingy defense of DeVry Institute, in “the Mucinex Arizona Beef Council Pencil Bowl”.

And at 4 a.m.: The winless Delaware Valley Aggies look to salvage their dignity against the Stuyvesant High School wrestling squad, in the “Visine Dog Shit Dilbert Bowl”.

And after that, it’s the Texas A&M Marching Band vs. Tuberculosis, in the “Fidelity Four Loko Life Begins At Conception Bowl”.

And don’t miss 3 Dogs vs. 100 Bats, in the “Skechers Shape-Ups How I Met Your Mother Trojan Minis Bowl”. Brought to you by “City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curly’s Gold.”

It’s Bowl Season on ESPN!

[ fade ]

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Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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