SNL Transcripts: Daniel Radcliffe: 01/14/12: Glenda Okones for Mayor



 Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 37: Episode 12






11l: Daniel Radcliffe / Lana Del Rey

Glenda Okones for Mayor

Glenda Okones…..Kristen Wiig

[ open on Glenda Okones standing ]

Glenda Okones: Hey. I’m Glenda Okones. I’m running for Mayor of Glen Falls. Because of the cutthroat nature of this campaign, I am released an attack ad — on myself!

Announcer: Who’s the real Glenda Okones?

Glenda Okones: I’m flawed. They say I’m harsh, I’m cold… the B-word has been thrown around quite a bit.

Announcer: B-Word.

Glenda Okones: Here’s why: I just have a naturally frowny face. Not ugly, but certainly severe looking.

Announcer: Severe looking.

Glenda Okones: A lot of people say I’m a bad listener. You may be sharing a story from your life, one that’s going to remind me of a better story — from MY life. So I’m just gonna start talking louder than you, and hopefully you’ll give up and stop talking altogether.

I think it’s okay to push people.

Well, there you go — now it’s all out there. If you’re looking for a cute mayor who listens to you, I am not your candidate. But if you’re okay with this: Vote Okones.

Announcer: Glenda Okones for Mayor.

[ fade ]

SNL Transcripts

Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

avatar
  Subscribe  
Notify of