SNL Transcripts: Daniel Radcliffe: 01/14/12: Glenda Okones for Mayor III



 Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 37: Episode 12








11l: Daniel Radcliffe / Lana Del Rey

Glenda Okones for Mayor III

Glenda Okones…..Kristen Wiig

[ open on black-and-white photo of tree stumps ]

Announcer: Glenda Okones admits she hates the environment and her eldest daughter. But what else is she hiding?

[ flash-cut to Okones ]

Glenda Okones: Real quick, folks. I’m Glenda Okones again. I did once break into an elderly woman’s home, pulle her from her bed, roughed her up a little bit. [ she holds up her finger ] Before you go to judgment, I want you to know it was my own mother. She has been complaining for about five years: “I’m gonna be attacked, I just know it…!” So I got it done for her! Now she can move on to something else. And I’ll tell you this: I was never her favorite, and I’m an only child. Vote Okones!

Announcer: Glenda Okones for Mayor.

[ fade ]

SNL Transcripts

Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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