SNL Transcripts: Lindsay Lohan: 03/04/12: 70’s Album


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 37: Episode 16

11p: Lindsay Lohan / Jack White

70’s Album

Guy…..Jason Sudeikis

[ open on close-up of crackling fireplace, as soft 70’s-style music plays ] [ dissolve to Guy sitting before the fire ]

Guy: Don’t you love the music from the 70’s? The kind of music with a soft, easy beat, that you could listen to over and over again? Wouldn’t it be ,i>great to get all those special songs on one amazing 8-disc set? [ he pokes at the fire with his ?? for a minute, then finally turns back around ] That’s be great, right? [ he returns his focus to the fire ] [ cut to title card ]

Announcer: This has been a weird guy by a fire.

[ fade ]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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