SNL Transcripts: Josh Brolin: 04/14/12: Another SNL Digital Short



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  Season 37: Episode 19












11s: Josh Brolin / Gotye

Another SNL Digital Short

…..Andy Samberg
…..Taran Kllam
…..Gotye

[ SUPER: “An SNL Digital Short” ] [ “Another” sizzles on top ] [ cut to Gotye’s dressing room, as Andy Samberg and Taran Killam come knocking ]

Andy Samberg: Hey! Gotye! How are you?

Gotye: Nice to meet you!

Taran Killam: We just wanted to say Hi! before the show!

Andy Samberg: Yeah. Big fans of yours.

Taran Killam: HUGE!

Gotye: I’m a big fan of you guys, too, so…

Andy Samberg: [ humbled ] Ahh! It’s probably me more than Taran, but, uh… [ Taran grimaces ] Your “Somebody I Used To Know” video is amazing! You’re painted, the wall’s painted, and you’re like camoflauged into the scenery.

Taran Killam: Yeah! It’s best of the year.

Gotye: Wow! You seem like really big fans!

Andy & Taran: [ smiling ] We are!!

Gotye: Cool, uh… I’d better get warmed up, you know, and, uh…

Taran Killam: Of course! We’ll get out of your hair!

Gotye: Alright.

Andy Samberg: Have a good one.

[ Andy and Taran exit the dressing room, as Gotye closes the door and sits in front of a painting on the wall and reads the newspaper ] [ Gotye’s song begins to play, as Andy and Taran appear behind the couch with their bodies painted so as to help them blend in with the painting on the wall ]

Gotye: Guys?

Andy Samberg: What? What’s up?

Gotye: What are you doing?

Andy Samberg: We’re like you! Get it?

Taran Killam: We like your music video! We told you that.

Gotye: Yeah. I just really want to focus on the show tonight.

Andy Samberg: We totally get that…

Taran Killam: We’re not even here.

Andy Samberg: Just ignore us.

[ Gotye stares unbelievably at the stillness of Andy and Taran, until the music pops up again and they begin to sway in time ]

Gotye: Yeah… it’s weird, guys.

Andy Samberg: [ whispering ] Like from the video!

Gotye: Guys! Seriously! Could you leave?! [ the music stops ] Please?

Andy Samberg: A thousand apologies. We overplayed this.

Taran Killam: We see that now.

Gotye: Yes! Uh… we’ll get out of your hair.

Taran Killam: You will NOT see us again.

Gotye: Goodbye.

[ Gotye returns to his paper as Andy and Taran exit the dressing room away from the door ]

Taran Killam: [ peeking in, with soundtrack ] “I used to know!!”

Gotye: Wow.

Andy Samberg: [ peeking in, with soundtrack ] “I used to know!!”

Gotye: Jeez!

Andy & Taran: [ peeking in, with soundtrack ] “I used to know!!”

Gotye: [ jumping up ] GUYS, YOU GOTTA LEAVE!!

[ Andy & Taran rush to the door ]

Gotye: [ covering his eyes ] Put some pants on next time.

[ reveal Andy & Taran’s full-on nudity ]

Taran Killam: We intentionally didn’t pain this part.

Andy Samberg: We wanted you to see.

Gotye: Well, I see!

Andy & Taran: [ weakly ] “I used to knowwww!!”

[ Gotye doesn’t respond ]

Taran Killam: We’ll leave.

Andy Samberg: We’ll leave.

[ Andy & Taran exit Gotye’s dressing room, their bare butts wagging ] [ fade ]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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