Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 37: Episode 19
HBO First Look
Written by: Sarah Schneider, Zach Kanin, and Kumail Nanjiani
Kit Harrington…..Taran Killam
Therese Sullivan…..Kate McKinnon
George R. R. Martin…..Bobby Moynihan
Adam Friedberg…..Andy Samberg
Announcer: And now, an “HBO First Look” at the hit series “Game of Thrones”.[ display fighting scenes ]
Kit Harrington: “Game of Thrones” is, uh, an epic story of good vs. evil.
Therese Sullivan: You never know who to root for, the characters are all so complex.
Announcer: The success of the show is linked to its two creative consultants: Author George R.R. Martin…
George R. R. Martin: I’m on-set to ensure that the show honors the spirit of my books.
Announcer: And Adam Friedberg, a 13-year old boy.
Adam Friedberg: [ lisping ] I make sure there are lots of boobs in the show! [ he grins triumphantly ]
Kit Harrington: He’s a genius. He take one look at a scene and know exactly what’s missing.[ show Adam holding up a page with a stick-figure drawing qwith big breasts drawn over it ]
Adam Friedberg: I remember there was this one scene where a dude was talking to himself, and I was like, “Why don’t we add two naked ladies, just going to TOWN on each other?” Let’s just say the scene started working! [ he smiles with a wide set of braces ]
George R. R. Martin: Andy is, uh, a visionary[ cut to Adam overseeing a scene ]
Adam Friedberg: No, no, no, no! I can’t see any BUTTS in it!
George R. R. Martin: He knows that even when I didn’t write sex into a scene, uh-uh-uh-uh… I was definitely thinking about it.[ cut to Adam watching a nude scene and giving a thumbs-up to the camera ]
Kit Harrington: Adam’s so involved with the show that I’ve even seen him take his work home with him.[ reveal Adam swiping a pair of panties from Wardrobe ]
Kit Harrington: I’ve never seen anyone so driven. He spends all his time on-set.[ reveal Adam sitting next to the Director as a sex scene is filmed ]
Director: And… CUT!
Adam Friedberg: Bathroom break![ cut to another shoot ]
Adam Friedberg: Bathroom break!
Adam Friedberg: You guys, I’m gonna hit the head!
Kit Harrington: He does take a lot of bathroom breaks. [ he frowns, as it hits him ]
Therese Sullivan: Adam says this is my good side:[ the camera pulls back to reveal her arms separated above and below her breasts ]
Adam Friedberg: Last week was one of my MOST inspired scenes. I was like, “In that corner, can we get some people doing it doggy-style. And then, a dude peeping at that be all, ‘Looks good to me!’ And then we pan down and see he’s got a naked lady working on his wang! And then, another dude peeping on that, and he’s like, ‘Tell me more!'” And all of that aired on TELEVISION… right after “Rango”! [ he smiles wide ] IT’S HBO!!
Announcer: Coming up, ADam gives us a glimpse of next week’s episode.[ reveal Adam pushing two fingers up against two fingers and making rocket noises ] [ fade ]