Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 37: Episode 21]]>
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May 12th, 2012
Will Ferrell
Usher
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Kay Ferrell
Ana Gasteyer
Will Forte
Wally Feresten
Justin Bieber
Julian Casablancas
Justin Timberlake
Natalie Portman
Michael Bolton
Jon Hamm
Lorne Michaels
Liam Neeson
Michael Patrick O’Brien
Jorma Taccone
Akiva Schaffer
Danielle Flora Biden’s Room
Summary: After President Barack Obama (Fred Armisen) takes credit for his stance on gay marriage, Joe Biden (Jason Sudeikis) confides in bosom buddy George W. Bush (Will Ferrell).
Recurring Characters: President Barack Obama, Joe Biden, George W. Bush.
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Montage
Will Ferrell’s MonologueSummary: Will Ferrell struggles to use his own words instead of a script to tell his Mom, Kay Ferrell, he loves her for Mother’s Day.
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One-A-Day Extra Strength NasafluSummary: Woman (Kristen Wiig) tries to promote her family’s preferred cold medicine as her husband (Will Ferrell) yells loudly while sneezing.
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The CulpsSummary: Music teachers Marty (Will Ferrell) and Bobbi Mohan-Culp (Ana Gasteyer) perform a medley at a gay dance.
Recurring Characters: Marty Culp, Bobbi Mohan-Culp.
Stay Free Maxi Pads Ladies Long Drive Championship 1994Summary: Commentators Pete Twinkle (Jason Sudeikis), Greg Stink (Will Forte), and sideline reporter Randy Feather (Will Ferrell) keep the Stay Free Maxi Pad sponsorship coming in lieu of focusing on golf match between Virginia Sacramento (Kristen Wiig) and Greta “Cuckoo Clock” Kukendorf (Vanessa Bayer).
Recurring Characters: Pete Twinkle, Greg Stink.
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100th SNL Digital ShortSummary:
Usher performs “Scream”
Weekend Update with Seth MeyersSummary: “Really!?!” Get In The Cage.
Recurring Characters: Nicolas Cage.
The 2012 Funkytown DebateSummary:
Broadway SizzleSummary: Public access hosts Darius Modelo (Bill Hader) and Cara Modelo La Bete (Kristen Wiig) observe Broadway hopefuls as they perform songs from musicals currently in production.
Usher performs “Climax”
Anniversary ToastSummary: A priest (Jason Sudeikis) is flummoxed by interruptive toasts made by distanr family members during his parents’ (Bill Hader, Kate McKinnon) 25th wedding anniversary.
Recurring Characters: Gail, Hamilton.
Almost PizzaSummary: Dad (Bill Hader) questions the mysterious new pizza facsimile that Mom (Kristen Wiig) is trying to convince him to eat.
Note: Repeat from 11r.
GoodnightsTranscript
Dress Rehearsal Cuts