Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 37: Episode 21
One-A-Day Extra Strength Nasaflu
Wife…..Kristen Wiig
Gary…..Will Ferrell
Wife: My husband and I have been feeling a little under the weather. Por Gary has been sneezing all day. [ Gary nods ] But with four kids, a good night’s sleep is essential. That’s why we need a cold medicine that —
[ Gary breaks into a sneeze that erupts as a yell ]Wife: [ startled ] That’s why we need a cold medicine that works… and works fast! Many leading —
[ Gary again breaks into a sneeze that erupts as a yell ] [ she catches her breath once more ] [ cut to exterior hallway, as she starts over with Gary still in bed ]Wife: As I was saying… With our busy lives, we can’t wait 48 hours for symptom relief —
Wife: GARY!! That sneeze is OUTRAGEOUS!!
[ cut to Gary’s wife locking herself in the bathroom ]Wife: That’s why our family always chooses the brand —
[ from the other side of the door, Gary yell-sneezes again ] [ she thrusts the door open to reveal Gary standing there ]Wife: You sound like a LUNATIC!! You’re just SCREAMING! It is UNREAL! Just sneeze like a NORMAL person!
[ she turns around, as Gary yell-sneezes again ]Wife: FUCK!! Gary!! [ she turns to the camera and smiles ] We always choose the brand that has been relied on —
[ Gary yells-sneezes again, then four times more ]Wife: [ continuing ] for years —
[ Gary yell-sneezes yet again ] [ she turns around and bitch-slaps Gary several times ] [ cut to Gary lying in bed, as his wife pours Nasaflu into a glass of water ]Wife: So try new One-A-Day Extra Strength Nasaflu. And don’t get slowed down by a little sickness.
Announcer: Nasaflu. For when you just —
[ the sound of Gary yell-sneezes erupts yet again, as the product flies off the nightstand ] [ fade ]