SNL Transcripts: Will Ferrell: 05/12/12: One-A-Day Extra Strength Nasaflu


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 37: Episode 21

11u: Will Ferrell / Usher

One-A-Day Extra Strength Nasaflu

Wife…..Kristen Wiig
Gary…..Will Ferrell

[ open on married couple sitting in bed; she is blowing her nose ]

Wife: My husband and I have been feeling a little under the weather. Por Gary has been sneezing all day. [ Gary nods ] But with four kids, a good night’s sleep is essential. That’s why we need a cold medicine that —

[ Gary breaks into a sneeze that erupts as a yell ]

Wife: [ startled ] That’s why we need a cold medicine that works… and works fast! Many leading —

[ Gary again breaks into a sneeze that erupts as a yell ] [ she catches her breath once more ] [ cut to exterior hallway, as she starts over with Gary still in bed ]

Wife: As I was saying… With our busy lives, we can’t wait 48 hours for symptom relief —

[ as she walks down the hall, Gary appears in an alcove and yell-sneezes once again ]

Wife: GARY!! That sneeze is OUTRAGEOUS!!

[ cut to Gary’s wife locking herself in the bathroom ]

Wife: That’s why our family always chooses the brand —

[ from the other side of the door, Gary yell-sneezes again ] [ she thrusts the door open to reveal Gary standing there ]

Wife: You sound like a LUNATIC!! You’re just SCREAMING! It is UNREAL! Just sneeze like a NORMAL person!

[ she turns around, as Gary yell-sneezes again ]

Wife: FUCK!! Gary!! [ she turns to the camera and smiles ] We always choose the brand that has been relied on —

[ Gary yells-sneezes again, then four times more ]

Wife: [ continuing ] for years —

[ Gary yell-sneezes yet again ] [ she turns around and bitch-slaps Gary several times ] [ cut to Gary lying in bed, as his wife pours Nasaflu into a glass of water ]

Wife: So try new One-A-Day Extra Strength Nasaflu. And don’t get slowed down by a little sickness.

[ she drinks the medicine, but drops it all over herself when Gary yell-sneezes once more ] [ cut to product close-up ]

Announcer: Nasaflu. For when you just —

[ the sound of Gary yell-sneezes erupts yet again, as the product flies off the nightstand ] [ fade ]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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