Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 38: Episode 2
Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s Monologue
Audience Member #1…..Aidy Bryant
Audience Member #2…..Kenan Thompson
Audience Member #3…..Cecily Strong
Audience Member #4…..Nasim Pedrad
Dancer #1…..Jay Pharoah
Dancer #2…..Taran Killam
Dancer #3…..Bobby Moynihan
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen — Joseph Gordon-Levitt!
Joseph Gordon-Levitt: It is so great to be here, back hosting Saturday Night Live! You know, this year has been so amazing! Ive been lucky to be in some great movies….. I have the movie Looper coming out. In that movie, I play a young version of Bruce Willis — so I guess I play Ashton Kutcher. I was also in The Dark Knight Rises.
But, you know what my favorite superhero movie of the summer was? Magic Mike — Im serious, my friend Channing Tatum was so great in that. You know what my favorite part of Magic Mike was? This part!
Joseph Gordon-Levitt: We got a great show tonight! Mumford and Sons are here! Stick around, well be right back!
Submitted by: Cody Downs