SNL Transcripts: Bruno Mars: 10/20/12




 Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 38: Episode 5


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October 20th, 2012

Bruno Mars

Bruno Mars

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Tom Hanks

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Second Presidential DebateSummary: Candy Crowley (Aidy Bryant) moderates a debate between President Barack Obama (Jay Pharoah) and Mott Romney (Jason Sudeikis) that quickly turns into a confrontational pissing contest

Recurring Characters: President Barack Obama, Mitt Tomney, Tagg Romney.

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Montage

Bruno Mars’ MonologueSummary: Bruno Mars quells concerns about his hosting abilities by singing a song.

Chanel No. 5Summary: Brad Pitt (Taran Killam) makes a rambling endorsement for Chanel No. 5.

Recurring Characters: Brad Pitt.

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HatersSummary: Sunny Taylor Tompkins (Cecily Strong) introduces deadbeat guests that her audience love to hate on no matter what.

Taco BellSummary: Brad Pitt (Taran Killam) makes a rambling endorsement for Taco Bell.

Recurring Characters: Brad Pitt.

Pandora Internet RadioSummary: When various station feeds falter, it’s up to intern Devin (Bruno Mars) to perform live imitations of various singers.

Sad MouseSummary: Dejected after a couple of personal tragedies, Mark (Bruno Mars) tries to deliver happiness while standing on the city streets dressed as a large mouse.

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Bruno Mars performs “Locked Out Of Heaven”

Weekend Update with Seth MeyersSummary: Seth Meyers offer up his list of Debate Dos & Don’ts. Stefon (Bill Hader) outlines the hottest places to celebrate Halloween in New York City.

Recurring Characters: Stefon.

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Merryville Haunted CastleSummary:

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Franklin’s Dog CondomsSummary: Brad Pitt (Taran Killam) makes a rambling endorsement for Franklin’s Dog Condoms.

Recurring Characters: Brad Pitt.

Yeti PointSummary: Lodge clerk (Bruno Mars) warns Mr. (Jason Sudeikis) and Mrs. Johnson (Vanessa Bayer) to beware the yeti who roams the woods.

Jonathan Zizmor M.D.Summary: Brad Pitt (Taran Killam) makes a rambling endorsement for Jonathan Zizmor M.D.

Recurring Characters: Brad Pitt.

Bruno Mars performs “Young Girls”

Donkey Punch The Ballot!Summary: DJ Supersoak (Jason Sudeikis) and Lil’ Blaster (Nasim Pedrad) promote the Election Day festival that features wild bands and a Fake Hawaiian ID booth.

Recurring Characters: DJ Super Soak, Lil Blaster, MC George Castanza, Ass Dan, Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

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GoodnightsTranscript

Dress Rehearsal Cuts

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